What we saw was King Yama’s godfather wrapped in a top, wearing a flower garland around his neck, and a Hawaiian-style grass skirt. “Uh, King Yama’s godfather, weren’t you on vacation in Hawaii with godmother?” As soon as King Yama’s godfather saw me, his attitude immediately changed, and he came up with a cheerful smile: “Han’er, you’re here!”
I had bulging veins on my forehead: “Don’t make me ask twice! (╰_╯)” King Yama’s godfather quickly nodded and bowed: “Yes, yes, yes, I just went on a Hawaii vacation with the wife, and I’ll be going on an African adventure in a moment.”
Beibei just finished speaking, then turned back to whisper sweet nothings with Baobao. I had three black lines hanging over my head.
“Beibei, didn’t your dad just tell you not to play with him?”
Beibei nodded: “Yes, but Dad only said I shouldn’t play with the ‘little brat’, he didn’t say I couldn’t play with Baobao gege!”
Baobao romantically hugged Beibei and said, “Beibei, let’s elope!” Beibei looked back at Baobao, “Okay, no matter where Baobao gege goes, to the ends of the earth, Beibei will follow!”
Baobao nodded, then bit his index finger, “So where should we elope to?” Beibei exclaimed, “I know! We’ll go with Xiao Han jiejie! Both my dad and Baobao gege’s dad are scared of Xiao Han jiejie. This way, she can protect us!”
“I’m stunned. Why drag me into their elopement!” I reflexively blurted, “I want ice cream.” Baobao ran off and returned with a delicious ice cream. I snatched it and devoured it, then said, “I want an air conditioner.”
Beibei, head down, played with her fingers, “No air conditioner, but would Xiao Han jiejie like a solar-powered handheld fan?” I nodded vigorously: “Deal!” Beibei handed over a handheld electric fan.
“But let’s be clear,” I reminded them, “you two can follow me, but food, drink, and living expenses are on you.”
I don’t have extra money to support you.” The two little devils stuck out their tongues: “We know, stingy Xiao Han jiejie!” And so, the two little devils began their elopement journey.
