Myth of Madness

The ox turned its head, opened its mouth wide, and let out a loud moo, but its body remained as still as a mountain.

“It doesn’t seem to be moving…,” she said, dumbfounded.

“Hahaha—” Xue Fei burst into hearty laughter, almost crying from laughing so hard. “That ‘Drive’ was quite powerful!”

“Hmph! If it doesn’t move, it doesn’t move. No need to make fun of me like that?” She turned and glared at him in jest, then playfully punched him twice in response to his earlier mockery.

“So… what now?” He asked, still laughing, “It’s still not moving.”

“Hmph! I won’t help you figure it out anymore; every time I suggest something, you just laugh at me!” Xu Xian’en huffed and turned away.

“Don’t be like that…” Xue Fei tugged at the corner of her clothes, looking apologetic. “I was wrong just now, I’m sorry.”


“Considering your sincere apology and the fact that we are currently fleeing for our lives, I won’t hold it against you.”

“Thank you for your mercy. Now, help me think of a way to make it run. How can we get it to move?”

“Try hitting it and see how it goes.” She thought for half a day but still couldn’t figure out how to make the cow run, so she just made up a method on the spot.

Xi Ben widened his eyes, “Hit it?”

“Let’s give it a try!”

Alright, alright, women always have the final say. Xi Ben took a deep breath, gathered his true energy into his palm, raised and swung his hand, delivering a heavy slap on the cow’s buttocks.

“Ah—” a cry of pain.

Xi Ben held his hand, his beautiful eyes welling with tears, silently enduring the pain. “…That hurt.”

The cow still stood unmoved, mockingly opening its yellow teeth, making a chewing sound.

Xu Xian’en, feeling frustrated, leaned back against the cow’s back to stabilize himself, then kicked the cow’s belly hard, originally just to vent his frustration. Unexpectedly, the cow began to move.

“Damn, it just needed a kick from someone.” Xu Xian’en sneered, his jaw twitching.

Behind her, Xi Ben, aside from being excited that the cow finally started walking, suddenly began to question why he was attracted to such a rough woman.

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