Congratulations on your peach blossoms blooming this year, you might walk the red carpet this year. What kind of ridiculous test is this? Such a bloody, spit-out-food test result! Peach blossoms are definitely not what Xia Bing wants; her annual birthday wish is to continue living the life of a single noble.
Peach blossoms descended like a prophecy, catching Xia Bing off guard… A playboy with a flower-loving heart, a gentle gentleman, a domineering man with an icy temperament… She couldn’t help but sigh: Being single is not difficult, what’s difficult is dealing with those who try every possible way to end your single status.
Beware of peach blossoms approaching…
Being Single Is Not a Crime
Congratulations on your peach blossoms blooming this year, you might walk the red carpet this year.
Xia Bing saw this sentence and accidentally choked on her drink. What kind of ridiculous test is this? Such a bloody, spit-out-food test result!
Peach blossoms are absolutely not what she, Xia Bing, wants. Her annual birthday wish is to continue living the life of a single noble.
Xia Bing quickly went “pei pei pei” a few times, took a few more sips of her drink to calm down, and then buried herself in her manuscript again.
The computer was making “crackling” sounds as she was in full creative flow. A message came through on the computer, and Xia Bing glanced over – it was Wen Ayi’s avatar. She guiltily switched her QQ from invisible to offline.
Xia Bing counted to ten, and the phone started ringing.
Xia Bing really wanted to play dead and not answer, but the answering machine kicked in, “Xiao Bing, I didn’t expect you to dislike Wen Ayi so much…”
Xia Bing surrendered again and reluctantly picked up the phone, “Wen Ayi, I’m still working on my manuscript and can’t spare any time. If there’s something, we’ll talk about it later. I’ll hang up now and contact you when I’m done.”
Xia Bing rushed through her words, hoping to make a preemptive strike, but the old ginger was still spicy.
“Contact me when you’re done? That’ll be when pigs fly…” Wen Ayi had long seen through Xia Bing’s little tricks. After the nth confrontation, Xia Bing still gloriously lost.
She had just gotten off the taxi when she received Wen Ayi’s life-threatening urging.
Xia Bing hung up after a few quick words, muttering that if she had a few more days, she would eat more spicy food to get some ‘youthful beautiful pimples’, but alas…
Xia Bing suddenly had a brilliant idea – maybe she could call her best friend.
“Xiao Yu, come to xx cafe.”
“You, the eternal homebody, are actually going out? Could it be Wen Ayi has arranged a blind date?” The voice on the other end of the phone laughed, wondering what could make this homebody come out.
Xia Bing hung up the phone dejectedly. It turned out Wen Ayi had already warned her friends not to help Xia Bing pretend to be a couple or use lesbian tactics to sabotage the blind date. Everyone had received the warning.
Xia Bing pouted, “Is being single a crime? I abide by the law, pay taxes on time, don’t tax evade, and don’t even run red lights…”
A tall figure behind Xia Bing curved his lips, having watched this woman’s actions and listened to her words, surprised by her creative ways of staying single.
If there had been no prior contact, Cheng Yuanjun would have thought she was just an ordinarily friendly girl.
“Cheng Yuanjun.”
Xia Bing heard the magnetic voice, raised her head, and saw his face. Aunt Wen said he looked refined? He clearly had a face full of romantic charm. Would a guy like this even need an arranged date?
“Do you need an arranged date?” Xia Bing wondered where Aunt Wen found this potential troublemaker. She glanced at him and didn’t dare look a second time.
Cheng Yuanjun was quite proud of his looks. When Xia Bing first looked at him, he hadn’t forgotten the amazement that flashed in her eyes. Now she was lowering her head. He touched his face – it shouldn’t have changed that dramatically.
“Bing’er is so pretty and still coming out for an arranged date.”
Hearing Cheng Yuanjun’s words, Xia Bing internally noted that this was definitely a playboy’s tone. She was well aware of her own appearance – not extremely beautiful, but rather delicately pretty.
Xia Bing had originally been worried about being overwhelmed. That beautiful exterior would still make people feel dizzy, but she was just an ordinary person…
“Mr. Cheng, I don’t know why you’re here. I think Aunt Wen must have hidden something from me,” Xia Bing raised her head, her eyes full of sincerity. “You’re a good person. I can’t waste your time. Actually, I’m a lesbian…”
Xia Bing fabricated a moving lesbian love story.
Cheng Yuanjun remained nonchalant, though his twitching mouth betrayed his mood. Was this the script she had prepared to deal with her blind date?
“Since Bing’er is so frank, I shouldn’t hide anything either. Actually, I’m gay…”
Xia Bing’s mouth twitched. This Cheng Yuanjun actually dared to plagiarize her story. Xia Bing had seen the cunning glint in his eyes, which only confirmed he was trying to deceive her.
When she met his smile, Xia Bing felt like she was electrified, and she couldn’t help but curse herself in her heart for acting like a lovesick fool.
High heels rhythmically tapped the ground, and a tall figure appeared in Xia Bing’s eyes. Her gaze slowly moved upward, and one word came to mind: stunning.
The beautiful woman looked down condescendingly, glancing at Xia Bing with a sideways look, “Cheng Yuanjun, what is the meaning of this? I’m Lu Fiyu, not someone you can summon and dismiss at will! Finding a completely substandard woman to mock me!”
With Flower Boy Blind Date 2
Xia Bing was brought back to her senses by the woman’s shouting, thinking to herself, thank goodness, almost falling for this playboy’s beautiful man trap. But this woman was going too far, what did she mean by “substandard woman”? Xia Bing let out a soft scoff.
The woman’s delicate eyebrows raised, hearing Xia Bing’s barely audible ‘scoff’, and her anger was directed at Xia Bing, “Take a look in the mirror. What kind of appearance do you have, yet you dare to seduce my man!” When she entered earlier, she saw them standing close together, which made Lu Fiyu furious.
“I look in the mirror every day and know exactly what I look like,” Xia Bing was quite satisfied with her appearance. Although not a supermodel, her features were still well-proportioned.
Xia Bing quietly sized up the woman in front of her. The woman, noticing her gaze, puffed out her chest provocatively. Xia Bing shook her head and sighed, “Miss, you’re very beautiful, but today you’re missing something that slightly diminishes your beauty.”
A triumphant smile appeared on the woman’s face. Lu Fiyu thought to herself that this woman was somewhat self-aware, knowing her looks were ordinary.
“What am I missing?” Women are usually jealous, and hearing her praise made Lu Fiyu’s mood much better.
“You forgot your brain at home,” Xia Bing said coolly.
Cheng Yuanjun’s lips twitched, and inside he was laughing so hard he could barely contain himself. What a sharp tongue, capable of cutting someone down with just one sentence.
Lu Fiyu’s face changed from white to red, then gradually turned green.
The woman grabbed the hot water from the table and was about to splash it on Xia Bing’s face.
Cheng Yuanjun wanted to stop her but was too late.
“Lu Fiyu, you’ve gone too far,” Cheng Yuanjun reproached Lu Fiyu, pulling out tissues for Xia Bing. She didn’t even glance at him, blaming this playboy for her current disheveled state.
Xia Bing calmly took some tissues and unhurriedly wiped the water from her face.
