Seeing him raise his hand in anger, I immediately put my hands on my head, looking at him warily and carefully asking: “What, what are you going to do?”
That guy’s hand finally gently landed on my head, the corners of his mouth slightly curling: “Nothing, just found some dust on your head and helped you remove it.”
Would this guy really be so kind-hearted? I couldn’t help but steal a suspicious glance at him!
That guy raised his eyebrow slightly, coldly laughing: “What, you don’t think I’m going to hit you, right?”
Hmph, who knows?
Seeing the smile at the corner of his mouth deepen, I couldn’t help but turn my gaze to mid-air, looking around, responding casually: “I didn’t say anything!”
That guy finally burst out laughing: “Don’t worry, this prince doesn’t have the habit of hitting women! At most…”
Before he could finish, I eagerly interrupted: “At most, you’ll punish me by locking me in the woodshed! I know!”
Those guys tightened their fists, glaring at me again and saying: “Rest assured, as long as you behave yourself, this prince can’t be bothered to pay you any attention!”
I immediately responded: “That would be the best!” Anyway, I’m not someone with nothing better to do, and I definitely won’t provoke him. As long as he doesn’t come looking for trouble, I’m happy to stay out of his way…
“Hey, where are you going?” I quickly grabbed him as he turned around.
“Going back home!” he replied angrily.
I’ve never seen such a petty man, who turns and leaves as soon as he’s unhappy.
I rolled my eyes and said: “Qi Chenxuan, are you even a man?”
“How am I not a man?” He turned around, eyes wide, eyebrows furrowed, his face full of anger.
I criticized him: “Don’t you think you’re being childish? You’re an adult with no grace. You wanted to bring me out shopping, and now you want to leave just because you’re in a bad mood! Do you ever consider anyone else’s feelings?”
“I…” He was momentarily speechless, his face turning red after a while: “Why would I consider the feelings of a stinky woman like you? The fact that I’m not punishing you for your disobedience is letting you off easy!”
From childhood to adulthood, people have always listened to him. Perhaps no one has ever defied him, so his anger is understandable.
“Punishment for disobedience? Hmph—” I snorted heavily: “What, are you really going to lock me up in some haunted house?”
“If you really want to live in one, I won’t stop you!”
Live in a haunted house? Am I crazy?
…
I rolled my eyes at him: “Are you going to continue shopping on this street or not? If you don’t want to, I’ll go shopping alone!”
That guy kept a straight face and coolly replied: “Then go shopping alone!”
Seeing him about to walk away, I called out: “Wait, wait a moment!”
“What?” The guy stopped, turned around, slightly raising an eyebrow, asking casually.
“That, that…” I hesitated for a long time before extending my hand: “Could you lend me some money?”
Who would have thought, he didn’t even raise an eyebrow, responding, “No!”
I pointed at his nose and shouted: “We’re at least nominal husband and wife. Is it too much to borrow some money to spend?”
That guy’s face instantly turned red, and after a while, he squeezed out a sentence, “I didn’t bring any!”
“What?”
I opened my eyes in disbelief, looking at him: “The Crown Prince, accompanying a woman shopping, didn’t bring any money? Are you expecting me to pay?”
That guy coldly replied: “No need to pay!”
“What does that mean?”
I was stunned, then blinking, full of confusion…
That guy gritted his teeth, glaring at me before saying: “The bill will be sent directly to the Prince’s residence!”
“Uh?”
I slowly realized, pursing my lips and muttering: “Why didn’t you say so earlier!” So this means I can just buy things without money, and have the shopkeeper send the bill to the Prince’s residence?
Haha, awesome…
That guy, as if seeing through my intentions, immediately poured cold water on my plan: “This special privilege is only enjoyed by me in the Prince’s residence. Don’t even think about it. Without money, they won’t even let you through the door!”
“So what do we do now?” Am I supposed to just stupidly go back? No way…
“What to do?”
He slightly raised an eyebrow, looking like it had nothing to do with him: “Of course, you’ll figure it out! What does it have to do with me?”
This kid really has no grace, changing his mood faster than turning a page.
Hearing me muttering, that guy couldn’t help but stretch out his ear and ask with an unpleasant expression.
My mood wasn’t great either. Hearing his voice, I rolled my eyes and retorted: “I’ll say whatever I want. Aren’t you leaving? Why are you still standing here?”
He immediately lengthened his face and said: “You dead woman, how dare you talk to me like that?”
I stretched my neck and answered: “I’ll say whatever I want!”
He gritted his teeth and glared at me fiercely: “Dead woman, don’t be too arrogant!”
I disdainfully spat and replied nonchalantly: “I’m arrogant because of you!”
As soon as the words fell, I caught a glimpse of a familiar figure passing by. I couldn’t be bothered to listen to his response and ran towards that figure, grabbing someone’s clothes from behind: “Brat, finally caught you!”
It’s time to settle old scores…
Wei Feng was walking along when suddenly grabbed from behind. He turned around in confusion, and seeing me, quickly put on a polite smile: “Oh, it’s the Prince’s side consort. What a coincidence!”
This man, he’s heartless. Seeing him, my anger rose uncontrollably. I rudely cursed on the street: “Coincidence, my foot! More like enemies crossing paths!”
Suppressing my urge to explode, I glared at him fiercely and said, “Damn, tell me clearly, how exactly did I embarrass myself?”
That guy kept a straight face and asked seriously, “Is the Prince’s Mansion so poor that you need to beg others for money?”
I couldn’t help but roll my eyes and retorted impatiently, “I don’t know if your Prince’s Mansion has money or not, I only know that someone who brought me shopping today didn’t bring any money – that’s a fact!”
That guy’s face turned red as he said, “Didn’t I tell you, this prince doesn’t need to bring money when shopping!”
I dismissively curled my lips and said coolly, “You don’t need money, but I do! And you haven’t even given me any silver?”
That guy immediately argued, “You just didn’t ask!”
I rolled my eyes again and said, “So tell me, Your Highness, what’s the difference between me asking others for money and asking you?”
That guy responded righteously, “Of course there’s a difference. As my woman, you should spend my money. The side consort of a prince actually asking other men for money on the street – wouldn’t that damage the reputation of the Prince’s Mansion?”
Not giving me money to spend, and not letting me spend others’ money – is this guy’s brain malfunctioning or what?
Wei Feng finally let out a long sigh and resigned himself, saying: “I think I’d better go home and keep my wife company!”
Then, he turned dejectedly and disappeared from in front of me.
I put my hands on my waist and pointed at the remaining person: “Hey, aren’t you leaving? Why are you still standing here?”
The person shrugged nonchalantly: “I’ve changed my mind and decided not to go back!”
I rolled my eyes and glared at him: “So what do you want to do?”
That guy blinked his fan-shaped long eyelashes and said with a matter-of-fact expression: “Continue shopping with you!”
Seeing me purse my lips, the guy immediately glared at me: “Hey, dead woman! What’s wrong with what I said?”
I reminded him: “I seem to have already said that I’m not called ‘dead woman’, but YanXimo?”
