The guy blinked, pretending not to understand, and deliberately said: “What’s the difference? Isn’t ‘dead woman’ just YanXimo, and YanXimo just ‘dead woman’?”
I couldn’t help but grit my teeth and glare at him: “Brat, don’t be too arrogant! Just wait until I get the chance to get back at you!”
The guy just laughed carelessly: “Likewise, likewise!”
“Forget it, I can’t be bothered to talk to you!” Talking to this kind of person is a waste of breath. I turned away with a belly full of frustration and walked towards the crowded area!
The guy followed leisurely behind, his calm demeanor making me want to gnash my teeth…
Occasionally, there were a few exclamations around, mostly praising how handsome the guy was. Turns out fan girls exist across all times and spaces!
Actually, what’s the use of being handsome? They say a pretty face is just an empty shell. Besides attracting a lot of romantic troubles, I can’t see any benefits…
No need!” I hastily waved my hand in refusal: “Ximo is a vulgar person who knows nothing about tea ceremony. Even the best tea leaves would be wasted in my mouth!”
The man in purple clothes slightly raised the corner of his lips and smiled: “Concubine is too modest!”
I furrowed my brow slightly and said uncomfortably: “Just call me Ximo. Don’t use ‘Your Ladyship’ – it sounds so awkward!”
The man in purple couldn’t help but laugh, his gaze passing over me and looking directly behind me, saying meaningfully: “The given name of the Concubine is not something just anyone can use. What if it causes some unnecessary misunderstandings? Don’t you think?”
Misunderstandings?
Whose misunderstandings?
I don’t understand! What could he possibly misunderstand?
How strange…
Next to us, the man in blue clothes couldn’t help but cough lightly, reminding him: “Enough! How long are you two going to stand here talking? Yan, don’t we have something to do? If we don’t leave soon, this tea house might catch fire!”
I blinked in confusion, turning along his line of sight, and saw Qi Chenxuan with a cold face, his eyes flickering with a hint of fire. In short, his entire face was written with displeasure!
I couldn’t help but walk up to him, waving my hands in front of his eyes and asked puzzledly: “Hey, what’s wrong with you? Who upset you?”
After a long time, that guy finally let go of me, looking satisfied at my reaction, and proudly announced: “If there’s a next time, I’ll kiss you until you can’t speak, just like now!”
I realized what he had just done to me, especially since we were on the street. My face immediately turned red. I glared at him fiercely and said: “You, you… you pervert!”
That guy shrugged nonchalantly and said: “You forced me to do this!”
I glared at him unconvinced: “How did I force you?”
He answered leisurely: “In front of your husband, constantly shouting about liking other men, I’m afraid any man would find it hard to stay calm.”
“But, but… but you can’t kiss me on the street!”
Damn it, I want a divorce.
That guy deliberately misinterpreted my words, raising an eyebrow mischievously: “Then what do you want me to do? Wait until we get back to the palace to kiss you?”
My face turned even redder, my cheeks burning like fire, and I could only stomp my foot and glare at him: “No matter where we are, you can’t suddenly kiss me!”
That guy, as if enjoying himself, continued to ask: “Then how should I do it? Do I need to ask you first?”
I immediately retorted: “Of course not! In any case, you just can’t kiss me!”
Qi Chenxuan had a matter-of-fact expression and said: “You are my princess; if I don’t kiss you, who would I kiss?”
“……” I was speechless, and after a while, I burst out, “I want a divorce!”
“Divorce?” That guy blinked, looking confused.
I puffed out my cheeks and explained impatiently: “Simply put, it means mutual separation. You divorce me, I divorce you. In the future, we’ll go our separate ways and never see each other again!”
As a result, after I finished my long speech, that guy simply replied, “Don’t even think about it!” and then turned and walked away.
Damn!
It seems like everything I just said was completely useless.
“Hey, wait for me!”
Seeing that guy walking further and further away, I hurried to catch up, shouting: “Qi Chenxuan, stop right there! We haven’t finished discussing the issue!”
As a result, that guy completely ignored me!
Angry, I took off my shoe and threw it at him. By coincidence, it hit his head.
I saw him turn around with a dark face, looking like he wanted to kill me, gritting his teeth and glaring at me: “Woman, what exactly do you want?”
I couldn’t help but shrink my neck and weakly answered: “That, wait for me to go home together. I, I… I don’t know the way!”
That guy’s mouth twitched slightly, tightened his fist, then loosened it, tightened again, loosened again, repeating several times before barely regaining his composure: “Then hurry up and follow me!”
I swallowed hard and carefully pointed to his feet: “That, that, could you please give me my shoe back…”
The result… (use your imagination!)
Dusk gradually fell, and I wandered alone on the cold street. It was all because of Qi Chenxuan’s terrifying look before he left, which made me linger outside, afraid to go back.
As the figures on the street became fewer and fewer, and I was thinking about how to avoid that guy after returning home, a familiar voice suddenly sounded behind me!
I was already in a bad mood, and seeing him made it worse. I didn’t turn back and replied coldly: “Sorry, I don’t have a hundred taels to give you!”
That guy didn’t mind and answered: “I know, so it’s the same as always – you can work to pay off the debt!”
I turned around and glared at him weakly: “So late, Young Master Wei, why are you still wandering on the street?”
That guy shrugged, casually answering: “Waiting to take someone like you, who can’t find their way home, back!”
I immediately retorted unpleasantly: “Who says I can’t find my way? I just don’t want to go back…”
That guy raised an eyebrow, persistently asking: “Then why?”
I answered unhappily: “I’m in the mood, is that not okay?”
“Of course it’s okay!”
That guy nodded seriously, with a tone that was both sincere and teasing: “I just don’t want someone to be too late to go home, miss dinner, and have a health crisis on the street like last time! I can’t always be so lucky to run into you and earn a hundred taels!”
For some reason, although his voice was full of mockery, I could clearly hear the concern in his words.
Then he pulled out an oil-paper package from his chest and said proudly: “Don’t worry, I have this!”
“Is that so!” The guy glanced at the item in my hand, then quickly stuffed the paper package into his sleeve, shaking his head with an exaggerated look of regret: “It seems I’ve lost another opportunity to make some silver!”
……
“Madam?”
From far away, I heard Zi’er’s call, and I couldn’t help but turn around. I saw the girl running towards me, and when she approached, I couldn’t help but ask: “Why are you here?
“Zi’er’s small face was full of worry: ‘I saw that Madam hadn’t returned so late, and I was afraid something might happen to you outside, so I came to look for you!’
I couldn’t help but pat her shoulder, comforting her: ‘You’re the most considerate girl!’
Zi’er blushed and quickly shook her head: ‘No, Shui’er and Zui’er are also worried about Madam and are waiting for you at the door. Let’s go back quickly!’
‘Mm, I understand. Wait for me!’ I nodded, turning to say goodbye to Wei Chi, but behind me was empty, not even a shadow remained. A cool evening breeze swept by, and I couldn’t help but shiver!
Seeing my half-confused, half-terrified expression, Zi’er couldn’t help but follow my gaze and ask concernedly: ‘Madam, what are you looking at?’
