I poked my face out of his embrace, stubbornly pouting, “Yes! If you don’t forgive me, you will be!” Yu Mo’s lips twitched, “You little troublemaker.” Facing my cute expression, he relented, “Okay, okay, just promise me you won’t have intimate contact with other men behind my back.”
“Woo, Yu Mo, you’re still so jealous! At least Bao Xi, Shu Yang, and Shang can hug me; you four are all my husbands…” The three of them were shocked, and Yu Mo’s eyebrows twitched, “What kind of husbands…”
I immediately adopted my dominant persona, grabbing Yu Mo’s collar, “Don’t you dare renege!”
Each of you was bought by me for 100,000 taels of gold from Jade Emperor Godfather and Old Man Moon! That’s a total of 400,000 taels of gold!
Seeing my excitement, Yu Mo helplessly let me shake him, finally squeezing out, “Don’t get excited.” I let go of him and pointed at Yu Mo’s nose: “Remember, no reneging!”
“Where did you get 400,000 taels of gold to buy husbands?” Yang Ziru asked incredulously. I tossed her a disdainful look, “Hmph! Of course, I won it gambling with Jade Emperor Godfather!”
Yu Mo placed his hand on my forehead, “Hanzi, are you sick?” I removed his hand, “You might have heart disease or AIDS, but I don’t!” I knew we modern civilized people couldn’t communicate with their ancient stubborn minds.
I waved my hand: “Forget it! I’ll explain later, Yu Mo. Now let’s think about the trouble this idiot Ru has caused us.” Mo Ran calmed down and said: “What do you think about this?”
I took out a pack of sunflower seeds from my sleeve, squatted down, and started eating, “Whatever you think, I’ll think the same.” Yu Mo knocked me on the head, causing a small bump to swell. “Damn, Yu Mo, you hit me?!”
“Yu Mo, like a patient mother teaching an unruly child, said: ‘When it’s time to be serious, you should look serious; don’t eat sunflower seeds.’
I pouted; even if I was wrong, did he need to hit my head? I put away my sunflower seeds and took out my secret weapon, popcorn stolen from the First Under Heaven Hall through persistent pestering! ‘Hmph~ If I can’t eat sunflower seeds, fine! I’ll eat popcorn.’
Yu Mo knocked my head again, adding another fresh meat bun on top of the existing one. ‘Popcorn is not allowed either; nothing is allowed.’ I stood up angrily and shouted at Yu Mo: ‘Yu Mo! Don’t go too far!!’
Yu Mo: ‘If you continue to be willful and don’t listen to me, I’ll get angry.’ I exploded: ‘If you dare to be angry with me again, I’ll… I’ll… I’ll elope with one of my other husbands!!’ Yu Mo’s veins bulged with anger, ‘You dare?!’
‘Why wouldn’t I dare! Don’t be so arrogant! Don’t forget, I’m a female supremacy advocate!’ Just as we were about to drown each other with our words, Mo Ran spoke up: ‘Hey, you two, can we discuss the serious matter first?’
I looked at Mo Ran, scanning him from toes to hair, then from hair to toes. ‘Wow, Mo Ran can actually be serious!’ Mo Ran stumbled and fell flat on his back…
