The old man stands petrified. Now I finally understand that the girl’s great achievement with eight bananas wasn’t a coincidence! With her sharp tongue, it’s not surprising she could eliminate top killers from the demon cult! What am I living for? No dignity at all! Truly ashamed!
Two days of bland and monotonous life pass. Moran sits with a fur cushion on his buttocks, writing diligently. Moran is the kind of kid who repays a drop of kindness with a spring of gratitude.
Ever since I rescued him from the witch, he’s been working with such joy!
Having such a son is wonderful! He pays when shopping, I vent my anger on him, and he handles all big and small matters at the Number One Hall. Sometimes he’s a bit arrogant and snarky, but he’s still quite useful at critical moments!
I pour down the daughter’s red wine. The day after tomorrow, Mo will arrive, meaning today and tomorrow are still free for fun. Today, on this beautiful sunny day, I’ll go to Qingzhi Pavilion for a drink, cool off, grab a watermelon to satisfy my craving, and then head to Mohuan Pavilion for some gambling.
“Son, work hard. Dad’s going to have some fun now.” As I leave, I hear Moran’s voice: “Dad! Don’t get too drunk, or no one will carry you back!” Hmph, me, get drunk? What a joke! I drink every day, with an ocean-like capacity. I won’t even sway after drinking several jars!
Arriving at Qingzhi Pavilion, I see the wine tasting area bustling. Today is the competition to win the title ‘Thousand Jars Undrunk’, with a silver prize for the winner. I won’t let the prize fall into someone else’s hands – just watch me!
A burly man slams the table: “Who dares to challenge me?!”
“Seems this fat guy is a formidable opponent, with several people already passed out at his feet. But anyone who dares to be arrogant in front of me is a fool! ‘Me! I’ll compete with you!!'”
