Under everyone’s signal, we tore open the red cloth on the jar and started drinking. One jar, two jars, three jars, four jars, five jars… until the first thousand jars! Amid everyone’s exclamations, I finished the thousand jars, while the fat guy managed only 671 before collapsing on the table. I stood steadily in front of everyone, striking a heroic pose.
I really wanted to faint, but for the money, for the title! I endured! I persevered! I held on!
The crowd did not disappoint, clapping excitedly and cheering! Just then, the manager of Qingzhi Pavilion, sweating profusely, brought me the prize money and loudly announced me as the winner, awarding me the title of ‘Thousand Jars Unintoxicated’!
I struggled to support myself, clutching the prize money tightly, stumbling back to my room. I collapsed onto my bed, vomited on the floor, wiped my mouth with my sleeve, and fell into a deep sleep, unaware that someone was on the bed, smirking while watching me…
It’s not that I’m slow, but who wouldn’t be disoriented when drunk? When a man turned me 180 degrees and gently lifted my chin, about to kiss me, the slight pain on my chin finally woke me up.
Half-opening my eyes, I saw the man’s handsome face and instantly threw a punch. Yes! Hit! Right in the nose. I don’t even know how I managed to hit so accurately.
Oh, the sin of alcohol!
But I wasn’t seeking forgiveness from the person before me.
I kicked the man off the bed, exclaiming, “Yu Moji! Be careful, I’ll accuse you of sexual harassment!” My face, once beautiful, now looked ferocious.
Yu Moji fell like a dog eating dirt and eventually got up, touching his swollen nose and complaining, “Hanzi, why are you still so rough? How can a girl be like this?”
My drunkenness faded as anger surged, and I jumped off the bed, pinning him down again, causing another “dog eating dirt” fall. “Stop changing the subject! Explain why you’re on my bed, or I’ll destroy you!”
Yu Moji, with his head against the ground, looked at me and said, “I just wanted to give you a surprise. Besides, an fiancé being on his fiancée’s bed isn’t exactly a big deal…”
