“Okay, okay. Don’t cry, let’s change our clothes, and we’ll go play at Huashan Sect with Brother Baoxin, alright?” I tried to soften my voice. Baobao and Beibei obediently nodded and went to change. For some reason, while holding them, I couldn’t help but think of the children in the orphanage, and my heart ached. I wonder how they are doing… I really miss them…
After tidying myself up and making sure I was presentable, I packed my bags and set off towards our destination – Huashan Sect.
At this moment, I was sitting on Baobao’s flying carpet, with Beibei holding my left arm, Baobao patting her back, and Baoxin clinging to my right arm like an octopus. The key point was that the beautiful woman behind me was sipping tea. To my dismay, this beautiful woman was Princess Qingping.
I felt incredibly uncomfortable, like a small lamb guarded by a glamorous female hunter.
The flying carpet was about to land safely when it was suddenly stabbed with several holes by a sword, and my bottom was almost pierced in the process.
Angry, I shouted: “Damn it! Don’t you have eyes down there?! Is this how you practice sword?! If you pierce this young lady’s precious bottom, who’s responsible?!”
As soon as I finished speaking, the sword flew towards my face like an arrow. I quickly pulled my head back into the flying carpet and stood up with Beibei and Baobao, ‘dancing disco’ on the flying carpet.
In the blink of an eye, the flying carpet was full of holes, with swords standing like seedlings planted by a farmer. We stood in a golden rooster stance, while Princess Qingping continued to leisurely drink her tea.
“My dear aunt, can you go down and drink tea? Your behavior doesn’t match the current atmosphere,” I frowned at her. She didn’t answer, just smiled slightly and gazed into the distance, seemingly looking at a far-off UFO.
Seeing the group silent and sweating coldly, I quickly knelt down, covering my chest with one hand and extending the other hand to the ceiling. I should be using chopsticks to rhythmically tap on cups and bowls, mimicking the great posture of a star, and raising my voice:
