I collapsed. How could such a person exist in this world… T^T 555…
(Zeus! Solomon! Jade Emperor! Please help me quickly reach the capital and get rid of this annoying guy! What? You can’t do anything? Then who can? …The author? Some Ling: “Little Han Han, don’t look at me like that, I’ll let you enter the capital in the next chapter…” Wow, you’re so kind! Come, let me give you a kiss… Some Ling sweats profusely… “I’m a girl.”)
The pursuers were following closely, wildly hunting me down in the capital of Zhen Ming Kingdom. I felt frustrated – weren’t these pursuers afraid of anything? They had chased me all the way to Zhen Ming Kingdom; weren’t they afraid that Zhen Ming Kingdom would retaliate against Ning Yue Kingdom? Xiao Shang was being too reckless. Wasn’t Ning Yue Kingdom’s power far inferior to Zhen Ming Kingdom? Alas, it seems my crime of deceiving the monarch was indeed serious! “Mo Ran, you should escape! They’re chasing me, not you. I don’t want to implicate you!”
I’m cursing him in my heart, laugh, laugh, laugh until you die! Best to laugh and crash into a tree! Hmph, annoying brat! ╭(╯^╰)╮ One day when I rise up, I’ll bully you until you can’t even laugh! See if you dare treat me like a clown again!
(What a world of wonders, such a prosperous, wealthy, and powerful country, yet having such an irritating emperor. What’s the use of being handsome? Laughing so smugly, I’ll pull out your dragon tooth sooner or later!)
[Volume One – Encounter: Chapter Fifteen – The Irritating and the Stranger.]
“Snore~ Snore~” This is the sound of me snoring in my sleep. I was sleeping soundly, but some annoying people just love to disturb my beauty sleep… “Hanzi! Hanzi!” The palace maid sharing my room burst in and dragged me out of bed, “Hanzi, the Emperor commands you to go to his royal chamber immediately!” I was startled. What does this irritating emperor want with me so early in the morning? Could it be… because of yesterday’s incident, he’s going to ‘chop’ me?
“Why did the Emperor summon me?”
“I’m not quite sure, he just specifically requested you…” Qiao’er said helplessly. Sigh, even if I don’t want to give face to that dead emperor, I should consider Qiao’er and not drag her down. “Okay, I’ll go right away.” I hurriedly washed and dressed, then ran to the irritating emperor’s chamber. As soon as I entered, I saw that dead guy lazily sitting on the bed.
My anger instantly rose, but I swallowed it back. I’ll endure! “What orders does Your Majesty have for this servant?”
“The emperor glanced at me sideways, ‘You, help me change clothes.’ I was furious! Doesn’t he have hands and feet? ‘Can’t you change by yourself?’ The emperor chuckled, ‘You’re indeed interesting. From now on, stay by my side and serve me!’
‘What?!’ I truly suspected there was something wrong with my ears. He wants me to stay and serve him when I can’t do anything?
‘What? Unwilling?’ His questioning tone was full of threat. But did I have a choice? He could take my life at any moment. ‘This servant doesn’t dare to refuse.’
‘That’s good. Come, help me change.’ A grown man asking a woman to help him change clothes! Looking at his smug smile made me want to punch him!
“Oh.” I responded flatly, reluctantly helping him dress. I noticed he has a great physique. What am I thinking at a time like this?
After dressing him, I thought it was over, but he continued to push his luck! ‘Hanzi, help me wash up.’ Waking me up was bad enough, and now he’s treating me like a servant!
Seeing me hesitate to fetch water, he spoke again: ‘Hanzi? Why aren’t you going?’
‘Okay.’ I agreed verbally, but my fist was clenched tightly.”
He really deserves a beating!
“Hanzi, bring me tea, pre-rain Dragon Well, two scoops of tea leaves, water at the right temperature…”
“Hanzi, go to the imperial kitchen and have someone bring breakfast…”
“Hanzi…” I couldn’t take it anymore! “Get what you want and do things yourself! You’re not missing arms or legs! Why should I do everything? Your grandmother, did I owe you something in my previous life?!” If the tiger doesn’t show its might, you’ll treat me like a sick cat! He was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter: “Hahaha! So this is what you look like when you’re angry? So funny! But your patience is quite something! I like it!”
He was messing with me just to see me angry? “Drop dead!” I threw a punch at his face, which he easily blocked, then pulled me close and held me in his arms. After a while, he let go and tapped my nose, “Little troublemaker, it was just a bit of fun, don’t get too angry!”
I grabbed his hand and bit down hard, not letting go. He screamed loudly, shaking his hand and looking furious: “Are you crazy? How dare you bite me?” I made a face at him, “What? Can’t handle being bitten? Someone like you deserves it!” Despite being called crazy, he was still laughing. “Hehe, you’re really interesting. From now on, call me by my name. Ling~ Xiao~ Han.”
” He emphasized each syllable. I pointed at his nose, extremely dissatisfied: “You’re so cunning!”
“You know my name but didn’t introduce yourself! Clearly looking down on me and not taking me seriously!” I hate people like this the most! He beckoned me over, and I ran over obediently, leaning my ear close to his mouth. “I’m Ning Yu Mo, remember that, my little troublemaker.” He even bit my ear. “Ouch!!! So painful!!!” As expected! He’s irritating, annoying, cunning, and dangerous~! “You pervert!!!”
(I’ve had enough! I will rise up! I’ll make him know my power! Friends, please vote to give me courage and strength to defeat this demon emperor!! Some Ling: “I have a very bad feeling…”)
[Volume One – Encounter: Chapter Sixteen – Rising Up.]
On the second day, I prepared to implement my plan for turning the tables, wanting to show Ning Yimo that even the Jade Emperor and King of Hell wouldn’t dare to provoke me when I’m being calculating! I got up early, with panda eyes, and kicked open his door, flipped open his blanket, pulled him off the bed, and shouted in his ear: “Ning Yimo! Wake up!” This was plan one, aimed at letting him experience the taste of being woken up for no reason, and also to show him the power of my lion’s roar.
As a result, no matter what I said, his ears would only buzz, hearing nothing. Yay! Plan one was successful!
Let’s see if this brat dares to disturb my sweet dreams again!
I had many perfect revenge plans, such as:
When he asked me to help him wash, I brought him boiling hot water. When combing his hair, I pulled out a few of his “dragon hairs.”
When he asked me to brew tea, I added laxatives to let him get intimate with the toilet.
When he asked me to bring breakfast, I sprinkled chili powder all over it.
After a series of pranks, Yimo finally pointed at me, dully saying: “You did this on purpose!” I sat down arrogantly, crossing my legs, “Yes, I did it on purpose. What are you going to do about it? Who told you to treat me like a maid?” Yimo replied: “But you are a maid! If you didn’t want to be a servant, why did you enter the palace?” I made a face at him, “I came to the palace of my own will, but that doesn’t mean I have to serve you, you annoying guy!”
Yimo’s expression changed dramatically. “What did you call me?” Was I afraid of him? Not a chance! “An extremely annoying guy!” Yimo was so angry he couldn’t speak. I continued to provoke him! “I… what? Why are you looking at me? Haven’t seen a beautiful woman before? Want to get angry? Come on, dare to bite me.” Yimo turned away angrily, “You terrible woman!”
I disdainfully said: “Hmph, so what if I’m terrible? Are you worse? Terrible man!”
