I hate people who trouble me. If someone makes me repeat the same question, I won’t do it. Of course, if it’s a handsome guy, I might consider it. So, to summarize, I’m good at making money, attracted to looks, and extremely hate trouble.
The Jade Emperor was intimidated by my roar, but it led him to propose a gamble. “Alright! Let’s gamble five rounds. If you lose, I won’t take a single coin. If I lose, I’ll give you every single coin! After these five rounds, if you want to continue, you can set the price!”
I was intrigued. This seemed too good to pass up; I wouldn’t lose anything and could even make money! “Cough… Let’s gamble five rounds first! Are you rich enough to gamble?”
The Jade Emperor raised an eyebrow, “Yes! I may not have much, but I have plenty of silver!” He poured silver from his money bag onto the table, creating a mountain of silver ingots. “As long as you’re willing to gamble with me, taking all this silver is not a dream!”
My eyes lit up, “I’ll gamble! Let’s skip the five rounds and start right away! My gambling luck is exceptional; I guarantee I won’t lose a single round!”
We sat at the gambling table, playing mahjong and poker, losing track of time. Before long, the Jade Emperor lost his entire mountain of silver ingots and owed me 800,000 taels of gold (1 tael of gold = 2000 RMB, 800,000 taels = 1.6 billion RMB). “Ha! Thirteen Orphans! Well, since you owe me 800,000 taels of gold, let’s call this round a draw!” I confirmed my generosity.
The Jade Emperor collapsed onto the table. “Oh my! This girl is terrifying! Not only did she not lose, but she also took my mountain of silver!”
“Oh, is that so? Then please settle the bill. It’s exactly 800,000 taels of gold, thank you.” I smiled, realizing I’m about to be rich!
The story continues with negotiations about the debt, leading to the Jade Emperor proposing to adopt me as his goddaughter to avoid paying the full amount.
