I’ve always been good with money. In others’ eyes, I’m considered crazy, yet my thoughts are different from ordinary people. When others say I’m mad, I think it’s because I’m exceptional! I’m studious and have good grades, but I might not necessarily be a good student, because I don’t study for any reason other than being able to verbally destroy someone.
Uh, I’ve said too much, sorry. Actually, I’m very kind…
“Little sister! Be careful! There’s a car!” I rushed into the road, forcefully pushing the little girl onto the sidewalk, and the result of my self-sacrificing rescue was predictably disastrous.
Perhaps because I accumulated some good karma by saving someone, a pure golden halo appeared on my head. However, I was frustrated: “Why no wings? How can I fly to heaven without wings?!”
My worries were unnecessary. God is always the most idle, able to do everything perfectly. Without wings, then let’s take the elevator up to heaven. I suddenly wanted to ask everyone if they’ve heard of the stairs in heaven? The elevator in heaven? O(∩_∩)O Haha~ I’m truly talented! Dying so gloriously! Dying so worthily! It seems the Jade Emperor still loves me! “Ah, forget it! I’ll make do! Don’t waste the Jade Emperor’s kindness!”
After admiring myself, I happily got into the elevator to heaven. While in the elevator, I pondered a “serious” question: if I sold the golden halo above my head, how much would it fetch? Would it be enough to live on for a few months?
Don’t disturb me! I’m dying nicely here! No need to worry!
Since birth, my parents went to meet Marx, and I never even knew how they died. I’ve always been working and studying, so I didn’t need to worry about family or money, as I never had more than thirty yuan in my pocket, although I love money, I never cared about such small amounts!
“Ding~~” The elevator arrived, and the doors opened. I confidently lifted my head, puffed out my chest, hands on my hips, and walked towards the Lingxiao Palace.
