Before my journey, the enthusiastic Jade Emperor immediately came to greet me: “We’ve been waiting day and night, and finally, you’ve arrived! Alas, there are too many immoral people nowadays; no one has come to gamble with us in thousands of years! Come, let’s play mahjong!”
He tried to pull me into gambling, making me sweat. This Jade Emperor really loves gambling; it looks like the leadership position in the three realms should change. Gambling ruins a beautiful life! Although I have excellent luck in gambling, I never gamble because I can’t bear the risk of losing my beloved wealth! “But I don’t know how to play mahjong.”
I was frank but not entirely forthcoming. For the first time, I discovered that the Jade Emperor had such a stubborn “great spirit”: “You must know how to play poker, right?” I shook my head: “No. I’ll tell you a harsh truth—I never gamble.”
The Jade Emperor was so shocked that his finger trembled as he pointed at my nose: “You… you don’t like gambling?! You… are you even human?!” I thought for a moment and answered honestly: “Strictly speaking, I’m not human now.”
The Jade Emperor was on the verge of a breakdown from anger, but seeing my noble moral character, I felt happy inside. Being able to make the Jade Emperor collapse is no ordinary feat, (^__^) hehe… I once again exceeded the capabilities of an ordinary person.
Jade Emperor arduously climbed into his pile of imperial memorials, rummaging through drawers and cabinets. Moments later, he took out a booklet, plopped down on the ground to read it, and I saw that it was titled “Life Biography of ×××”. Damn, isn’t that mine?
Suddenly, the Jade Emperor seemed to discover something magnificent. His eyes lit up, his face bloomed with a smile, and he excitedly pointed at my life biography and asked: “Are you good at making money?!”
I nodded: “Yes.” He pressed on: “Are you sure you’re good at making money?!” I found him annoying: “You’re so bothersome! I’m absolutely certain! Don’t make me say it again!!”
