Dealing with Tigers

And so, my life as a mistress officially began under the threat of my need to pee. Qi Yufeng was acting like a lunatic, probably thinking that gunshot wounds were some kind of horrific, infectious, and malignant source. If I saw Li Kexuan, I’d get infected and then pass it on to him. So, less than ten minutes after I finished peeing, he couldn’t wait to isolate me from Kexuan for two months. He said he initially wanted me never to see Kexuan again. I told him, “Sure, as long as you kill Li Shenglong and then marry Li Kexuan, I’ll agree.” Qi Yufeng is quite straightforward; that day, my already substantial bank account received another six million. Before noon, he took me to a mountain because his house was halfway up it. He led me inside, attracting the curious glances of the servants and gardeners along the way. When I stood in the living room, and the servants and butler inside treated me the same way, I couldn’t help but speak out! “Haven’t you seen a woman before?” That was the first thing I said in this house. Yes, I called it a house, even though Qi Yufeng lived alone, the atmosphere was light, lively, and even cozy, with only six or seven people, none related by blood, but when they burst into laughter together, I fell in love with them! I couldn’t hold back; I immediately threw out numerous winks and blew heartfelt kisses to many~ In the afternoon, Qi Yufeng had to go back to the company and took me to gather my things from Hua Hua and Ba Ba’s place, leaving me with the driver’s number before he left. After packing, I hesitated for a long time but didn’t dare call Hua Hua, so I dialed Ba Ba’s number, but when are they ever not together?! Before I could regret it, the phone rang once, and I immediately heard Hua Hua’s angry roar… “You dead three-eight! Knowing there was danger, how dare you forget your phone at home! Is your brain as useful as your butt? And you dare talk back? You better clean the house from top to bottom! Clean the bathroom and kitchen until they shine! If I see a speck of dust when I come back, you’ll never step out of our house again! Cook dinner tonight and wait for us to come back! Are you trying to kill us with worry? You better stay home and don’t make us worry anymore! Tonight, tell me everything that happened in detail! Humph! Ha… haha… What a beautiful day, haha… Here they come, almost here! I knelt at the door with a ruler in both hands, hearing the clacking sound of high heels getting closer… “PIA” The door was kicked open, Hua Hua snatched the ruler and swung it down hard, but it landed on the floor. She hugged me tightly and cried, while Ba Ba kept comforting us. I was really moved; Hua Hua didn’t hit me T0T!! “Pfft! Have a son?!” “Yes~” I took a sip of tea, “I want to have a boy^0^” “Xia Xia, are you joking? How old are you?” “Ba Ba, I’m 21 this year!” “You wouldn’t have fallen for Qi Yufeng, would you? Liu Yixia, wake up! A man like him isn’t someone a child can force to marry!” “Hua Hua, wake up! How could I like someone like him!” “Then why did you agree to him! And even have his child?” “Because he’s handsome and tall, I think he’s an excellent source of the Y chromosome!”