Dealing with Tigers

“And you need to understand, this son is born for myself, I’m not planning to tell him, anyway, he’s just fooling around, he won’t care.” “And, let me tell you, if I get pregnant within these two months, there’s a high chance it’ll be a Pisces! Pisces and Cancer match well, you know! I plan to name him Liu Er Yu~” ^Q^ “Er Yu… -.-|||” “Isn’t it cute? Don’t you just want to gobble him up?! I’m so excited!! ><!! I’m going to be a mom!!” “Miss, you’re not pregnant yet…” Ba Ba’s face was full of black lines, while Hua Hua was all excited, she grabbed my little head and stuffed it into her expansive chest, shaking it, “Wow! I’m going to be a godmother!!” “Xiao Xia, no matter what problems you and your son encounter in the future, remember to think of us first! We support you!” “Don’t worry, there won’t be any issues! I’ll give him a carefree and happy environment, making him a joyful Prince Er Yu!!” “Woohoo~ The love of a mother is truly great, isn’t it, Xiao Xia!” “Woohoo~ My love is indeed very great, Hua Hua!!” … As we were crying our hearts out over the greatness of maternal love, Ba Ba pulled me out, “I’ve called the driver for you, he’s almost here, hurry up, I’ll walk you out.” “No wonder no one ever sings praises for fatherly love…” Hua Hua was cut off with a glare and had to obediently stand at the door, waving a handkerchief at me with a tearful face. Standing outside, we were reluctant to part, and finally, I couldn’t help it, “Hua Hua” “Xiao Xia…” “BANG!” The door was slammed shut by Ba Ba… Ba Ba was acting very strange today, silent all the way, looking worried, until the car arrived, I sat in the car ready to close the door, he finally spoke… “Xiao Xia” “Bye~” KISSKISS~ “You should… forget about Ke Xuan, okay?” … Why should I forget! I don’t want to!! “How long do you want to live under his shadow!” How long? I gave a bleak smile, if possible, “Forever!” The car moved and stopped along the way, with street lights, traffic lights, bustling crowds, large screens, neon lights, and the hustle and bustle reminding me of that phrase, “Do we change the world, or does the world change us?” Yes, forever. After that long journey back, I gave myself this answer, I want to stay with that shadow forever, even give it life. Returning to Qi Yufeng’s house, there was not a soul in sight, the lights were on, making it look like a haunted house. I cautiously felt my way around, suddenly, a shadow flashed behind me, I quickly turned around, spotting the driver sneaking into the kitchen. A waft of fragrance passed by, I hid behind the door, through the half-open crack, I saw everyone inside having a midnight snack, and it was mung bean soup! Lin’s mom showed a beautiful smile to the driver, “Kid, there’s one bowl left for you, go get it~” Hmph! Acting cute! I stormed in with momentum, under everyone’s collective gasp, I grabbed the last bowl of mung bean soup the driver was about to take, found a spot to sit down, all without much effort~ “I knew it, every time I run into you, nothing good happens…” “Pfft, who are you, acting like we’re so close?” Just as I was enjoying my food, the next second, I nearly choked to death! I saw the driver pulling out a pair of sunglasses from his suit, putting them on very coolly… “Black Superman!” “That’s right, it’s me” he flicked his hair back, Lin’s mom clapped her hands, “So cool!!! Yes, that’s my son, how about that?” “Extremely cool!!” This mung bean soup is top-notch, I recognize you as my future head chef!! How could I offend the son of my future head chef~ “Hmph~ At least you have some taste, don’t bully my son from now on, oh! Don’t eat that mung bean soup, I’ve prepared bird’s nest for you.” “No! I want mung bean soup, you and Fourth Sister can have the bird’s nest for beauty.” So the two elders laughed happily, having completely forgotten about the still-cool Black Superman… “Miss, let me tell you, we all used to dislike you, who told you to say in front of everyone ‘Haven’t you seen a woman before?’ We two clearly have, how embarrassing for us, but since you’re a rare guest brought back by the young master, we decided not to kick you out, but you’ve grown on us, and you know our little Lin, so we’ll let it slide~” … After my shower, I went to bed. So full~ The butler and others kept tempting me with food, wanting me to tell them how I got together with their young master, how it started, if there was anything else… Of course, I answered everything clearly, with so many delightful snacks, they even promised to make me authentic Champs-Élysées tea cake tomorrow~! After I finished speaking, they all had a weird mix of smirks and sadness, saying something like “Time waits for no one…” They also said it’s normal for their young master not to come back to sleep, and I should get used to it, but not to indulge him too much, I told them I’m the young master’s mistress, I understand all this, but they kept insisting I wasn’t, too lazy to argue, so I went to sleep. When I woke up in the morning, I found Qi Yufeng lying next to me! Wow! His hair was all messy, face unwashed, teeth unbrushed, how could he see me like this! I stealthily moved away from his territory, but the light of hope only flashed before me, Qi Yufeng turned to his side, his leg came down, trapping me… -.- I really didn’t dare to wake him, but I couldn’t help it. “Wow, what strong feet! The tendons are all bulging out, the toenails are an inch thick, the foot hair as thick as steel… I wonder how many mountains he had to cross, how many seas he had to swim, to train such a unique pair of feet!” (Dialogue reference from “McDull, Prince de la Bun” – “Lei Gen’s Feet”) “My two feet, hey hey, oh oh, my two feet, hey hey, oh oh, my two feet, hey hey, oh oh, my two feet, hey hey, oh oh, watch out for your toes! We are Chinese, our footwork is superb, we kick the ball together every day, we are training, we’ve qualified, we now greet you! We are the future masters, we stretch our feet, hello world? How’s my cup? Maintenant nous te saluons!” — “The Big Foot Tremor: Chinese Footwork” “What song are you singing?”