Crazy Smartphone – Part Three [Completed]


Xing Shun could no longer hold back. With a shout, a flurry of sounds from various mechanisms followed, and like leeks sprouting from the ground, groups of armed personnel in fully equipped, unique mecha suits appeared at strategic points around the spectator stands. The weapons in the hands of these armed personnel were no less formidable than those of the two murderous kings. “Drop your weapons!” “Surrender and live!” The two killing fiends exchanged glances, as if they had seen the funniest thing in the world, showing no trace of fear but instead licking their lips with a hint of excitement. “Speed, what’s your take?” “Byte, I’m curious, are these Easterners, wearing mecha suits that our organization discarded twenty years ago, tougher than we were back then?” “Speed, that’s possible. Easterners know kung fu, and it seems like everyone here knows some kind of strange magic. You better watch out!” “Alright, Byte, the boss hasn’t ordered us to kill these yellow monkeys.” The two were as calm as if nothing was wrong, chatting and laughing amidst dozens of cold, powerful killing weapons. Xing Shun’s face turned green then white with anger. He had been so furious that he had ordered his men to surround these two arrogant maniacs, only then suddenly remembering that these two were considered superhuman gods in the eyes of the public in that distant country across the ocean! Their code names were “Superman,” and the one with the spider tattoo was none other than the latest generation of Spider-Man, and the one with the bat symbol was, of course, Batman. Now he had inadvertently provoked such freaks, and he was in a bind, unsure how to end this. Fortunately, these two lunatic killers hadn’t gone mad enough to kill indiscriminately. However, his subordinates were all waiting for his command, equipped with gear that was outdated by twenty years, to fight against these freaks who had evolved over two decades. Even with the advantage of numbers, he knew this was a fight they were destined to lose. Just as he was scratching his head for a solution, a cold voice rang out: “Are you two looking for trouble with me?” The voice came from above the crowd. Looking up, a white youth was sitting on the large chandelier, smiling down at the tense crowd below. “Oh, Hit!” “God, please forgive my sins!” “Dear Lord Andre, could you please return my Pat to me?” Spider-Man Speed and Batman Byte, hearing the provocative voice of the white youth overhead, turned to attack this arrogant adversary, but suddenly heard the wailing of their companion. Both turned in disbelief towards the VIP box from which the bespectacled man Clason had stumbled out, their gazes then shifting to behind Clason, but alas, the figure they hoped for, their captain, the one who was considered even more formidable than God, Captain Sumber, did not appear. What did this signify? It meant they couldn’t believe that answer. They looked towards Clason for help, but this bastard was only focused on his precious Pat, completely ignoring their questioning looks. The white youth Andre, smiling, glanced at the crying Clason: “God is merciful, even to the lost sheep… Happy National Day to everyone! Haha, and congratulations to myself for finally surpassing a million words in my writing career, oh yeah!”


The colorful bills of the Holy Dragon Knights showered down on Lin Feng and his companions. However, Teng Lan Ji Yuan and others mysteriously vanished before their eyes. The invisible pressure felt like a mountain collapsing or the earth splitting; Lin Feng and his group felt as if they had transformed into monkeys pinned down by the Buddha’s five-finger mountain, utterly insignificant. A hundred billion—no, to be precise, thirty tons of bills were about to crash down on them, an unparalleled sensation! They were about to be killed by money! Being killed by money, how awesome. Due to the temporary energy armor bestowed upon his subordinates, with each piece carrying a strand of Lin Feng’s consciousness, every thought of those present flowed clearly into Lin Feng’s mind. Sensing their alarm but not panic, in this bizarre situation, their first thought was still to protect their master’s safety, especially the cool and rebellious Gao Lan, who was now ready to use her body to shield Lin Feng from the falling mountain of bills. Lin Feng was deeply moved, his nose tingling with emotion, almost to the point of tears. The space around them had completely changed; as Teng Lan Ji Yuan and others disappeared, they were teleported to some strange place. But now was not the time to think about that. A hundred billion dollars had been piled into an incredibly exaggerated small hill, unstoppable as it fell towards them. If they didn’t quickly think of a solution, they would be crushed into meat paste by the bills. Lin Feng’s first reaction was to try to store the falling bills into his storage space. Thirty tons was a weight he had never attempted to take in at once, and honestly, he wasn’t confident that Nuonuo’s storage space could handle that much at once. “Major!!!” “Boss!” “Everyone, don’t move!” Sensing everyone’s impulse to rush forward and shield him from the money, Lin Feng quickly used a secret technique to command everyone to stop their reckless actions. Whether it was due to the awe of the money mountain or some other reason, after being teleported to this unknown space, they could no longer speak, and even breathing seemed to be choked off, becoming increasingly difficult. Thud! Thud! Just as they were worried something might go wrong, several of the less physically robust female guards collapsed. “Everyone, don’t panic, adjust your breathing, and hold on!” Lin Feng was doing relatively better; his body had been modified earlier, so although the spatial storm here was fierce, he could still hold out for a while. But his loyal subordinates were in a pitiful state. Just as they were about to charge forward, their internal energy became chaotic, and several weaker ones half-knelt on the ground.


And even the others were mentally lax, their complexions dismally pale. Damn it! The little devils! They were just too cunning! Lin Feng was filled with frustration. At that moment, he had already used Niu Niu’s detection to find out where this unknown space was located. It was truly unbelievable! He hadn’t expected that Teng Lan Ji Yuan would actually join forces with dozens of subordinates to forcibly tear open a spatial rift, directly teleporting them into an alternate dimension filled with spatial storms. The mountain of cash above their heads was also something they had moved in together. And in this extremely unstable alternate dimension, according to the analysis and scan results from Niu Niu’s system in his mind, it was essentially a pseudo-dimensional space pieced together from numerous small fragments of ninjutsu space, not a true alternate dimension.

This also meant that this temporarily created pseudo-dimensional space was entirely constructed on the basis of the formation laid down by the sixty-four middle ninjas and Teng Lan Ji Yuan. Seeing a few of his subordinates collapse, Lin Feng pretended to want to help, but just as he was about to release a few energy shields to protect them, revealing a slight intention, the space suddenly shook violently. It seemed that releasing the energy shields would easily trigger even more violent spatial storms. With the storms raging, the spatial barriers were on the brink of collapse, and the momentum suggested they could crumble at any moment. Lin Feng dared not move recklessly anymore. Originally, he had subconsciously wanted to fight back, thinking to try and delay the momentum of the cash mountain with external forces, and then see how much cash he could store in his storage space. But seeing this situation, he was momentarily dizzy. He felt as if invisible shackles bound his hands and feet, forcing him to be cautious and move with restraint.

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