Standing behind him, Xuanzang suddenly thought that the Monkey King was truly suited to be a street vendor, not a painter.
Speaking of painters… Ah! How could she not have thought of that before!
Xuanzang rushed forward to pull the Monkey King back, “Monkey King! Listen, I’ve got a great idea!”
“No matter how great your idea is, let me finish selling these cans first,” he said, licking his lips. “I’m busy selling cans right now, I don’t have time.”
“Ah, come on! It won’t take long! I was thinking, aren’t you a painter?”
“Eh—” the Monkey King’s eyes lit up upon hearing this, “How come I never thought of that? En’en, you’re really too clever! But there’s a small problem.”
“What’s the problem?”
“Are you sure they have pens in such a desolate place?” He smirked coldly and then continued walking towards the people waiting for him to sell cans. “Come, come, if you’re not reassured, I’ll let everyone try a can for free.”
Xuanzang sighed deeply. If they could find a pen, just the two of them, no, the three of them, could live off his painting skills.
Using his painting skills to deceive the people in this fantastical world, one wonders if it violates the principles of fair trade?
“En’en—”
The Monkey King suddenly shouted, startling her to jump up. “What’s wrong? What’s wrong?”
“Hurry up and help me collect the money!” He was overwhelmed, although they all had only one arm, there’s a saying, “Unity is strength,” the crowd pressed towards him, and no matter how cunning he was, he couldn’t keep up.
“I want two cans.”
“You haven’t given me mine yet…”
“Boss, give me one can.”
One hand after another was waving in front of her eyes, faces lined up straight in front of her nose, each almost identical, driving her nearly mad. Selling things in the Three-Body Country wasn’t as intense as here, but the people here weren’t as curious as those from the Three-Body Country.
“Boss, give me ten jars.”
“Sorry, we don’t have that many here.” Xu Xian’en struggled to squeeze through the crowd to get to him, barely catching her breath before he hurried to respond.
