“It’s me, the one you’re riding on,” it snorted coldly a few times.
“You—” She was nearly driven mad; twelve legs were one thing, but it… it could actually talk?
The Mountain and Sea Scriptures had not told her that in this Three-Body Country, aside from people with three bodies, there were also twelve-legged, talking cows!
“How can you speak?” Compared to her astonishment, Bao Ban seemed much calmer.
“Don’t you know that in the world of myths, anything can happen? And in the mythical world, gods, humans, and beasts are essentially not that different from each other.” The divine cow looked at them with an expression of disdain, as if mocking their ignorance.
“Well, do you know we’re from another place?” Xu Xian’en asked somewhat embarrassedly.
“I knew it long ago, you two talk so loudly, even I, as dull as I am, should have picked up something by now, right?”
“Ha…” She gave a dry laugh, unsure how to respond.
“Then why didn’t you say anything? Do all the cows in the Three-Body Country talk?” Bao Ban, on the other hand, was curious, thinking an extra companion on their journey wouldn’t be so bad.
“If I had spoken, wouldn’t you have been scared to death? And it’s not like I talk whenever I feel like it. Sometimes I can suddenly speak, other times I can only make mooing sounds, so you understand, not all cows have this divine ability.” It turned its head, revealing a satisfied look, and even winked at them.
“Brr—” Xu Xian’en shivered. “What a mean-spirited creature, I actually saw a cow glaring at us menacingly.”
“What mean-spirited? I saw something far worse! Two humans every morning, eating each other’s spit, and acting like it’s some delicious treat. It’s disgusting.” Recalling this, even the cow couldn’t help but shiver.
“Hey, watch it! Don’t move around, or we’ll slide off!”
“Ah, life is hard. Not only am I ridden, but I’m also managed, not even allowed to shiver.” The cow brother drooped his head, looking quite displeased.
