【[Private Message] “Red Medicine Hall”: “You’re at my doorstep?????
【[Private Message] “Cang Hai Yi Sheng Xiao”: “Yes, I’m waiting for you to change your mind. Okay, I know you were just angry for a moment, it’s my fault. Once you’ve calmed down, open the door for me, my laptop’s battery is dying, I’m about to log off.”**
Su Yao: “…” Yes, Su Yao’s heart was racing, the kind where you hold your breath. At this moment, nothing could describe her feelings better than the words “WTF.”
Promotion Time: From a noob to a female deity, in this process, she was deceived by the same man twice. Stepping on his battered body, enjoying the thrill of revenge, she turned away arrogantly, only to discover that the scumbag in the game was actually her crush, her graduate advisor she’s had a secret crush on for years — a thunderbolt from the clear sky, the shocking new pit “Teacher, Please Lie Down” by the neighbor’s Mary! Urban + Student-Teacher + Online Gaming + Not Safe For Work!
The first chapter will hit you hard, a super strong toilet read of 2011!!!!!!
40, Cheating Humans, The Devil Watches You From The Darkness
“I’m going to bed!” The God of Death watched in surprise as the little lion, who had been obsessed with divine weapons moments ago, logged off without hesitation, threw off her clothes, and jumped into bed to sleep.
“Are you… okay?” Qin Chuan patted the person lying like a corpse.
“Come sleep with me!” Su Yao reached out from under the covers, pulling him in, “Let’s sleep until six tonight.” The God of Death wouldn’t refuse. After two all-nighters of battle, the two warriors soon fell into a deep sleep.
Time passed into the afternoon, and Qin Chuan woke up early; the woman beside him was still sleeping soundly. He noticed she no longer looked like a lion when she slept, all her sharpness, claws, and spikes had retracted out of sight. She looked more like a well-behaved cat, holding onto his arm like a cat clutching a dream of a delicious fish. The setting sun through the curtain gap cast a warm shadow on her face, and even in sleep, her long eyelashes were still trembling slightly.
Qin Chuan brushed away her long hair, gazing at her exquisite face, as if they had walked through a hundred years together. Now, in the clear sky after a storm, they were watching the spring flowers bloom in peace. He kissed her cheek and planned to go downstairs to buy some food. Passing by Su Yao’s computer, he noticed a folder on her desktop.
The folder’s name — “THANATOS.” He opened it and found countless screenshots of web pages, season records, recordings of matches, posts he had made, avatars he’d used, and news reports about him—most of which he had forgotten. The dates ranged from 1999 to 2007, a full eight years. Even during the three years from 2004 to 2007 when she had withdrawn from competitive sports, she continued to follow and collect news about him, until he was certain he would never see her again after competing for three consecutive years in 2007. Then he left, and her records abruptly stopped. Qin Chuan suddenly felt as if his heart had been struck, aching heavily. Did she spend those six long years living through this folder? Just as he lived through a photo he hadn’t had time to hide. Qin Chuan then noticed a Word document at the bottom of the folder full of images. Driven by curiosity, he opened it.
The screen filled with text, seemingly the draft of a novel. He read it with interest; it was written in the first person. The protagonist was named Su Yao, the great demoness of the deep mountains, who specifically targeted handsome men to drain their vitality. One day, while wandering in the human world, she encountered an annual martial arts tournament. She immediately took a fancy to the tournament’s champion—a mysterious handsome man known in the martial world as “The Reaper.” The great demoness Su Yao expressed her affection on the spot. Of course, the Reaper refused. Enraged, the demoness dragged him back to her mountain lair, where she devoured him, used all sorts of evil tools on him, and then repeatedly engaged in sexual acts until he was left exhausted, crying and begging for her love. And she, without a word, continued to drain his last drop of vitality… The author of the novel was signed as Su Yao. When Qin Chuan first opened it, he was deeply moved, but as he read on, those detailed fantasies made not just his heart ache, but his balls too… Yet he didn’t close the document; instead, he painfully enjoyed it, finishing the entire story…
Meanwhile, Ji Canghai, holding his laptop, decided to go back and charge it. He thought, when Yao Yao saw him, she logged off immediately, surely she hadn’t seen his private message yet.
Ji Canghai had always been eager to try the “Youlong” cheat in a time when game companies were aggressively banning cheats and cheating accounts. “Youlong” was the only cheat that could still operate normally, evade detection, and disguise player data as normal while using its overpowered functions, thus preventing account bans. However, obtaining it was quite challenging; it was priced but not readily available on the market. Ordinary people knew of it by name but never saw it. The “Youlong” downloadable online was 100% a malicious software disguised by ill-intentioned individuals. The developers of the cheat seemed uninterested in disrupting the existing harmony of the game, so its distribution was tightly controlled. Apart from a few high-end gaming studios that bought it at a high price and promised discreet usage, ordinary players could not even touch it. However, today, with divine artifacts as prizes, nouveau riche, coal bosses, and second-generation rich kids all insisted on getting their hands on the legendary “Youlong” cheat.
If they couldn’t even advance in the game, they might as well go to hell!
Ji Canghai had his parents transfer money into his account, then called a manager at a high-end gaming studio. Back when he found leveling up after level 100 too tedious, he had this studio level his character to the max. “We really can’t sell it!” the manager gasped after Ji Canghai quoted a price. “But…” “If it works, I’ll double the payment,” Ji Canghai extinguished the cigarette between his fingers. “Alright, bring the money here for a copy. The address is XXXX.” “I’m coming right now. Oh, do you have any laundered ingots for sale? I need a million, give me a discount.” “Yes, 75% off for you.” The negotiation was pleasant, and the other party hung up, satisfied. A victorious smile crept onto Ji Canghai’s lips; in his world, there was no problem money couldn’t solve, nor anything that couldn’t be bought.
At 18:30 in the evening, Ji Canghai was just in time. He opened his laptop, logged into his account “Canghai Yixiao”.
He had signed up for map number 22, where his character, dressed in the dazzling golden God’s Armor, held the Silver Moon Giant Sword, standing majestically against the stirring background music. He exited the game to configure the “Youlong” cheat. With joy in his heart, watching the activation of various overpowered functions in “Youlong”, he seemed to see the divine artifact waving at him.
At 18:45, Liuli stood at the entrance of map number 19, her chin up with arrogance. She had just climbed out of Old Chen’s bed, who had promised to use all means to secure the championship of map 19 for her. This divine artifact competition was organized by the game company itself, and Old Chen was confident that nothing was impossible for him. Looking at the man on the bed, still naked and wanting her again, Liuli was filled with joy.