Pet Romance

His mother always said he didn’t act like a girl, more like a boy, always finishing things off, and one day, fed up, she pointed at him and said, “You Yu, don’t make me wipe your butt every time you poop.” He quietly said, “Oh.” His mother retorted, “Do you know what to do next time?” He nodded weakly and said, “Next time I poop, I’ll make you wipe my butt.”
“…” Mommy was in tears, sobbing pitifully in her lover’s arms, and said, “Darling, how did You Yu inherit such a mixed-up thought process?” The lover patted her shoulder, “Isn’t it great? Usually, I’m the one wiping, now there’s an extra helper.” The lover then winked at You Yu, who winked back; she really liked her lover, the best-looking short-haired person she’d ever seen. She remembered one day when Mommy got up especially early, pulled her out of bed, and said mysteriously, “You Yu, do you know what day it is today?” She shook her head. “Today is Qixi, Valentine’s Day, and also our lover’s birthday, shouldn’t we do something special?” @Infinite Good Articles, only at Jinjiang Literature City. She was very confused, what was Valentine’s Day? But knowing it was her lover’s birthday, she got excited and giggled. Mommy first took her to a large shopping mall, picking out lots of clothes for the lover. Mommy didn’t seem to be a regular, and the salesperson asked about the lover’s specific measurements, but Mommy was vague and couldn’t describe it, so she just pointed at a mannequin near the door, “Like this.” The salesperson then smiled, “Your husband has a great physique.” She asked Mommy, “Why can’t you describe your lover’s figure?” Mommy stammered, “I usually just look or touch, never measure.” It made sense, she didn’t know her lover’s measurements either. After buying gifts for the lover, Mommy didn’t plan to leave but detoured to a section selling clothes for herself. Mommy had her sit in the store while she went to the fitting room to choose clothes. Among them, she tried on a light yellow nylon coat, fussing over it for a long time, but ultimately didn’t buy it. When asked why, since she seemed to like it, Mommy just smiled, “The card’s maxed out.” They stopped and started at many stores, her feet were tired, so she had Mommy carry her. Mommy had no choice but to carry her while looking at clothes. They seemed to circle back to the store next to the one with the nylon coat. Then she heard the lover’s voice, the conversation went like this, “Sir, what size is your wife?” “Her bust, waist, and hips are 84 cm, 62 cm, and 86 cm respectively.” He paused, “Her bust might be 87 cm.” The salesperson was stunned and then laughed, “Sir, you know your wife’s body shape very well.” “Yes.” Wow, how does the lover know Mommy’s measurements so well, while Mommy can only give rough estimates? She didn’t call out to Mommy but asked, “Mommy, the lover only looks and touches, how does he know so much?” Mommy hesitated, seemingly troubled for a long time before saying, “He has this special ability.” She understood, the lover must also know her measurements, and she immediately called out, “Daddy.” Actually, she wanted to call him lover, but both Mommy and the lover disagreed, saying there should be decorum in public. The lover seemed surprised to see her with Mommy. At that moment, the salesperson approached with a white paper bag, which looked like it contained clothes. Looking closely, it was the light yellow nylon coat Mommy fancied. The lover took the coat, pinched her cheek, and asked Mommy, “Why did you come here?” Before Mommy could answer, she said, “To get a birthday gift for Daddy.” The lover smiled slightly, the biggest smile she’d ever seen. Sometimes she suggested to Mommy that the lover should see a doctor, and Mommy asked why. She said, “Aunt Li says Daddy has facial paralysis, he needs treatment.” She felt that with Mommy giving him this gift, his facial paralysis would heal automatically. Mommy looked at the light yellow nylon coat in the lover’s hand, smiling shyly, her dimples overflowing. She asked Mommy why she was smiling like that, and Mommy said, “Our hearts are in sync.” She didn’t understand what “hearts in sync” meant, but she thought Mommy’s shy smile was very beautiful, giving her a feeling of happiness.
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