At that time, Long Yuetian was walking in the Upper Forest Garden. Suddenly, a woman fell from the sky, landing directly in front of him. His first reaction was - an assassin!
The guards were already shouting: "Assassin! Protect the emperor!"
But the woman was motionless, seemingly unconscious. Long Yuetian stopped everyone's panic and walked forward, crouching down to check her breath. Just as he reached out, the woman woke up. Their eyes met, her confusion fleeting, immediately replaced by large, sparkling eyes with a dazzling smile. Black eyes, extremely spirited. Long Yuetian was momentarily stunned.
Mu Xiaoxiao snapped out of her amazement and exclaimed: "Wow, this is too hot to handle! Can people even survive this? I've only heard of beautiful snake women, but today I've actually met a beautiful snake man! Haha, I originally planned a time travel, and now I've been transported in front of such a handsome guy! Hehe, discovering the time tunnel is great, those leftover women who can't get married can just jump into the time tunnel!"
Long Yuetian listened to her words as if she were an alien, completely uncomprehending.
Mu Xiaoxiao continued in a near-manic joy, talking to herself: "How can a man have such delicate skin? How can a man have such bright eyes? How can a man have such a straight nose? Damn, I'm just rambling in front of such beauty... Hey, handsome, who are you? Huh, stunned?"
She raised her hand and waved it in front of his face.
According to the fierce gang leader Mu Xiaoxiao's recollection: At that time, her hand was just 0.01 centimeters from that handsome guy, who showed no reaction at all. So she went all out and raised her mouth - kissing the male demon's lips. Hmph, I've been looking at you for a long time, red lips! You've been provoking me, if I don't taste you, how can I maintain the reputation of the fierce gang leader who roams the world!
Damn, why can’t I fall properly, what’s wrong with how I’m dressed, I actually got transported to an ancient costume film set!” She cursed, then cupped her hands – heavens, how did those jianghu people do that greeting again? Left hand over right or right hand over left?
“Oh my gods, if only I had studied more! I was wrong, I will definitely study hard and progress every day, striving to be a socialist successor with ideals, morals, culture, and discipline! Please, great one, forgive this lowly one who truly did not intend to interrupt your filming plans! If you want me to compensate, I can’t afford it…”
Crying and talking, she then realized – where was the director? Looking at this man’s beautiful face, how could he possibly be the director – she had cried to the wrong person. Thirty-six stratagems, which one was about retreating? Run! She spread her legs and glanced again at the incredibly handsome guy, who was blinking his big eyes!
“Handsome guy, rest assured, this gang leader won’t forget you!” After shouting, she squeezed out through the crowd.
The guards were stunned by this girl’s nonsensical rambling, completely forgetting their duty to capture this stranger!
Long Yutian narrowed his eyes watching her run around, coldly laughing to himself: Which “concerned” person sent this gift? Assassin tactics are overused, so now they’re using beauty? Hmph, at least choose a beautiful woman! This woman, with eyes absurdly large and face absurdly small, at first glance you only see those eyes. Surprising, yet not truly beautiful. Moreover, too crude, too crazy! Hmm, he’ll play along and see whose “friend” has such interesting taste.
Mu Xiaoxiao ran from the group, jumping through multiple antique small round doors, only to find herself in another courtyard. She muttered to herself: What locations did the director choose? Doors and courtyards everywhere, could she have been transported to a Suzhou garden?
Mu Xiaoxiao was lost in thought when suddenly she lost her balance, falling onto the ground and intimately meeting the blue-and-white porcelain floor.
Blue-and-white porcelain floors have a characteristic – if you fall wearing tight clothing, you’ll slide right over. However, Mu Xiaoxiao was wearing a camisole. When the floor’s friction met her momentum…
When she made such intimate contact with the floor, and then kissed a stone pillar with her head, Mu Xiaoxiao deeply resented Zhao Changping, who discovered the time cable car and opened the path of time travel!
She got up and sat on the ground, cursing: “Damn, what nonsense cable car, damn travel…”
“Prostrating fully on the ground, do you really enjoy making such a grand gesture? Or are you trying to attract my attention?”
“Damn, this guy sounds perverted, what’s with ‘making such a grand gesture’, and saying I want to attract his attention? If I wanted attention, I’d choose a more elegant method, make him fall instead! Damn, am I crazy!”
Mu Xiaoxiao was furious, her tone unfriendly, and after cursing, she looked up – wow, it’s that handsome guy!
She simply steeled her heart: Fine, while no one’s around, I’ll just devour this guy first!
"Woo, don't take off my clothes, damn, my camisole is for hooking hot guys, uh, does this hot guy count as a hot guy? Uh, okay. Damn, why are you tickling me? Hey, why are you touching my leg? It's so itchy! Damn, you're not stopping, right? If you don't stop, I'll touch you! Wow, what's this? Oh my god, you actually... actually... have so much leg hair..."
Speaking of which, after Mu Xiaoxiao unfortunately touched a handful of leg hair, she was full of spirit, jumping up to properly educate this pretty boy.
"Do you know how important appearance is? Do you know how crucial appearance is for a star? Damn, you actually don't groom your leg hair, letting some stand vertically and some horizontally! Hey, stop touching around, I'm lecturing you, kid, stay put."
"You speak too much! As the Book says: Respectfully be silent and think of the Way. How can you waste time in idle chatter?"
"You... damn, not only are you handsome, but your voice is also inhuman, simply celestial! Compared to him, my voice - gentle, sweet, loved by everyone, making flowers bloom - is practically from the animal realm! Damn, this is so unfair!" Mu Xiaoxiao bit her lip, tearfully asked - "What throat lozenges do you use?"
When Long Yuetian heard her question, he was truly shocked, his gaze pausing, taking a deep breath, suppressing any extra expression, returning to calm, before saying: "We do not understand... what you speak of?"
Given this hot guy's severe lack of beauty knowledge, Mu Xiaoxiao, who loves to teach, decided to supplement his beauty education.
"First, these throat lozenges have the function of generating saliva and quenching thirst, can prevent and treat throat swelling and a series of complications..."
"What are throat lozenges?"
"Uh, a small piece of medicine, you've never seen one? Don't all stars take care of their throats? Oh, you're an actor, not a singer. But still, seriously? You really don't know throat lozenges? Small, round, flat..."
"Oh, I know now, candy, what Mama always puts in my bird's nest..."
When he said he knew, Mu Xiaoxiao was overjoyed, but then thought: This super hot guy actually said 'Mama', said 'candy'... damn, put in bird's nest... something's not right, very not right...
Damn, come closer, let me, the gang leader, bite your shoulder as punishment.
