...(Omitting movement details here.)
"Haha, can't even undo the zipper, wahaha..."
"Stop laughing!"
"Damn, you're so fierce. Not being the wife of the fierce gang leader would be a real loss. Think about it, if you agree, I'll help you undo the zipper, haha..."
(Omitting countless seductive laughs from a certain gang leader...)
Long Yutian was truly furious. This woman not only spoke strangely but also dressed oddly. He had been on guard earlier and hadn't properly looked at her: a small face, palm-sized, with very bright eyes, long eyelashes fluttering, a layer of sweat on her nose making her look even more delicate. Her two pale arms were exposed. Long Yutian angrily thought he would never let her wear such clothes again! Fortunately, her pants were secure, but they were so secure that he couldn't even undo them...
Long Yutian was annoyed and picked her up, striding away.
Mu Xiaoxiao was lovesick again: Wow, he looks even more handsome when he stands up, back straight, head slightly tilted, long neck half-exposed, wow, with my gang leader's mark just left! Looking at the handsome guy's face, eyes fixed straight ahead, with a faint smile, looking even more dignified! Handsome guy... damn, carrying a beautiful woman yet looking so indifferent, not even glancing at me. I must make him feel my presence!
Xiaoxiao was upset, reaching out with both hands, hooking his neck, slightly tilting her body, biting, licking, and nibbling at his cheek... then seeing the confusion in his eyes, laughing loudly.
Long Yutian also laughed: "My beauty, can't you wait to get to the room?"
Mu Xiaoxiao thought: Damn, I'm a woman too, playing such an ambiguous game with me! She pretended to be shy, turning her face away, repeatedly thinking: Play hard to get, play hard to get, to obtain something, you must first ignore it...
To her surprise - damn, there are so many people around, now she was truly embarrassed, her lifelong reputation...
She secretly drew circles on his chest.
According to the charming guy who drives everyone crazy: When her fragrant, soft, boneless fingers touched my chest, I felt electricity rushing through my body. I leaned down, looking at the small thing in my arms, and said in a hoarse voice: "Beauty, do you know you're playing with fire?" She seemed extremely pleased, tilting her head in a daze. I mustered another heart-stopping smile and then ran off. This Ling Yuan is too far, getting a woman is really not easy!
However, the fierce gang leader has another version: At that moment, I angrily raised my hand and drew circles on his half-bare chest. Just as I was drawing, getting more and more into it, unable to stop, he suddenly leaned down and said: "Beauty, do you know you're playing with fire?" Damn, how did he know I was trying to curse him? Did he also watch "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf"? Oh no, I need to distract him. So I struck a seductive pose - damn, it scared him into running away. What a failure! My reputation as the fierce gang leader...
What’s his name? What’s his last name?
He narrowed his eyes again. This was a sign that his anger was rising, but Mu Xiaoxiao still thought he was starting his charming gaze.
She even made a summary of the top 10 must-have hunting techniques for men: Although I'm young, I've summarized that for a man to bewitch the world and seduce every woman, first, he needs a pair of agile eyes that are best when narrowed with a misty layer, with a flirtatious look as his gaze shifts.
Additionally, the second must-have hunting technique for men: a delicate face, preferably with sharp angles when viewed from the side, like a sculpture. Ah, this handsome guy looks like a sculpture from the front too. David, God must have used Rodin's sculpture as a mold when creating him! I wonder how handsome he is when he's naked...
Thinking this, she forgot she was supposed to be summarizing men's hunting techniques, and looking at the kneeling people below, complained: "I'm telling you, who are these people kneeling? How can they be so unperceptive? Why aren't they leaving?"
Losses big 4
He didn’t know that this person was the famous time-traveler Mu Xiaoxiao…
Mu Xiaoxiao laughed immediately after hearing his words: "Damn, it's just the Beggar Clan, acting so refined, as if the gang leader lacks insight. Don't worry, this gang leader has traveled north and south, and even time-traveled. I won't mock your Beggar Clan background - after all, the Beggar Clan is the number one gang in the world! Master Huang, as the leader of the number one gang, what are your thoughts?"
Uh, being the leader of the number one gang did match his identity. What thoughts?
"As the Huang Gang leader, everything is fine. It's just that sometimes I have to deal with some very strange people and listen to many foolish words, which is quite exhausting!"
"Oh, and those elders, one bag, two bags and all that, they're quite impressive, right?"
"You know about that? Hmph, those people, thinking they're some elders, veteran generations, constantly droning on about outdated things. I almost know their speeches by heart, and they keep nagging endlessly, driving me crazy!"
"So, Gang Leader Huang, do you have any experience managing these people? Please share with everyone."
"My strategy for dealing with them is to pretend. If you want to pretend, I'll pretend too - one response covers everything!"
"Pretending alone is not as good as collective pretending! Gang Leader Huang has learned the ultimate skill of the Gu Su Murong family - fighting fire with fire! How brilliant! Gang Leader Huang truly has a clever plan! OK, this interview ends here, thank you all for your attention!"
As the little eunuch tried to escape during their conversation, Long Yu Tian wouldn't let him: "Stop right there! Did you hear Miss Li wants what's in your hand? Leaving without my permission, do you know your crime?"
Mu Xiaoxiao noticed that Long Shuai's words were spoken slowly, his voice rich, coordinating perfectly to sound intimidating. However, she thought he shouldn't be standing like that. Look at his tall, elegant figure, standing with his hands behind his back, making him look even more upright. The high crown hat further emphasized his god-like posture. This is clearly winning by height!
He should have been holding a tea cup, sipping leisurely, occasionally lifting the tea lid to blow, half-raising his eyelids, and slowly saying: Stop - right - there! Miss - Li - wants...
Losses big 5
Mu Xiaoxiao’s mind automatically played out a script:
