Hmph, I hope you get soaked! Mu Xiaoxiao thought resentfully. Let me go back? No way!
"Don't want to return to the palace? Want to come back to modern times with me? My mission was to find you, but I've been stuck in ancient times for so long. They must be anxious on the other side."
"Didn't they urge you to go back?"
"I turned off the receiver."
"Hahaha..."
"Let's go back. It's not safe to stay in these wild mountains with several men. Even though you're dressed as a man, who can't tell you're a woman!" Zhao Changping whispered close to her.
Mu Xiaoxiao was delighted: "Oh? You could tell I'm a woman? Hahaha, my chest has grown!"
Zhao Changping regretted forgetting to bring a lightning rod - heavenly thunder struck, making him stumble, leaning against a chair that crumbled with a crack...
Since Zhao Changping arrived, the atmosphere in the room had become strange. Xie Xiaobai no longer spoke much, just looking at him and only turning his face when called, forcing out a coquettish smile like a sickly beauty. Black was already silent, now even more agitated and anxious. The Moonlight Beauty was quite happy, playing chess, drinking wine, and reciting poetry with Zhao Changping. The little guard Lan was also in full bloom, unable to hide his admiration for Zhao Changping.
Mu Xiaoxiao's days were not easy - when she wanted to drink, Zhao Changping would give her a sideways glance: "Want me to tell Long Yutian you're here?"
She wanted to disrupt their chess game, and Zhao Changping's sideways glance implied Long Yutian.
She wanted to flirt with Xie Xiaobai, and Zhao Changping's glance still meant Long Yutian.
Damn, Long Yutian was almost as scary as those monsters who frighten children. If he knew his reputation was so impressive, I wonder what expression Long Yutian would make~~~
Sweat, just remembered he never had much expression. Damn Long Yutian, miss me? But staying in the palace is so boring, not as free as outside, especially with so many beautiful men~~~
Let me destroy you!
One day, Mu Xiaoxiao was truly angry. She was just sitting next to the Moonlight Beauty, just looking at him, just occasionally calling "Beauty" - the beauty didn't mind at all and even looked at her tenderly, encouraging her. Why is this damn Zhao Changping making a fuss!
Hmph, just a few years older than me, acting like an old father, controlling everything!
Got it, Mu Xiaoxiao laughed, hehe, smart as I am, I'll get him if it's the last thing I do!
"Black, come here." Mu Xiaoxiao beckoned, seeing the burly man glare, she pointed inside, reminding him of their master-servant relationship. The burly man suppressed his anger and approached Mu Xiaoxiao. She whispered in his ear, then looked at his face - as unpleasant as eating excrement - and seriously emphasized: "Make sure to buy it before lunch and bring it back secretly."
Lunch was sumptuous, with Mu Xiaoxiao specially requesting the couple to gather mountain chickens, river crabs, and everything they could catch. The lunch location was in the wild. Behind the village was a large grassland, the grass turning yellow, with a sense of worldly vicissitudes. Moreover, dining under the open sky was a joy of life. So when Mu Xiaoxiao suggested an outdoor meal, everyone agreed. Only Xie Qingchen seemed to sense something, clinging to Mu Xiaoxiao and coquettishly saying: "Master can't play tricks on this servant, or this servant won't let you off!"
Mu Xiaoxiao pinched his face, laughing: "Don't worry, just watch the show today~~"
Hehe, looking at the withered yellow grass on the hillside and the nearby forest with falling yellow leaves, Mu Xiaoxiao was happy. Just wait, you hungry ones!
"Hey, Zhao Changping, eat, don't just sit there, eat more. The best parts will run away later!"
He put down his chopsticks and left the feast, sniffing himself: "What did you put on me? It smells so good, even among the fragrant dishes."
"No, nothing. Just now, when I almost tripped, I held onto you, and my fragrant perfume spread to you. Hey, I've turned you into a fragrant sachet. You owe me packaging fees!"
Little Bee Buzzing
Hearing Mu Xiaoxiao say this, he relaxed, protesting: "Unreasonable! You held onto me, and now want me to pay? Fine, before I pay packaging fees, you must pay me usage fees for support, and compensation for my nose being fumigated and mental distress." Zhao Changping returned to the table, drank some soup, then suddenly found it strange: "You know how to use perfume? Sweat..."
Mu Xiaoxiao imitated Xie Xiaobai's manner, batting her eyes coquettishly: "Darling, can't I use perfume?"
Rumbling thunder...
Mu Xiaoxiao was very happy, humming a tune, singing a little song, looking at Zhao Changping and laughing.
When hearing the buzzing sound, Mu Xiaoxiao couldn't help but sigh, hehe, even heaven doesn't want you to eat your fill, ah, I sympathize with you!
He stopped his chopsticks, looking surprisingly at Mu Xiaoxiao: "Why are you laughing so stupidly? Is something wrong with me?" He said, touching his cheek.
"No food particles. Hahaha, it's not you who's wrong, it's the surroundings! Listen... buzz buzz buzz..."
"What sound?" He panicked, standing up, his chopsticks falling to the ground.
A Beautiful Woman Saves a Silly Girl
“Zhao Changping, left side left side, the bees are going to the left! Right side right side, watch your right hand, haha, you might as well just lie down and play dead. They say black bears don’t kill people, so let’s do an experiment and see if bees can kill someone! We can’t just get stung for nothing, we should contribute to the socialist scientific research cause, right? Hahaha…”
Mu Xiaoxiao watched him jumping around and was truly happy: "What a show! Since I came to ancient times, I've never been this happy before. Hey, Zhao boy, you've made an outstanding contribution to my laughing business, you've worked hard! Haha, I'll heavily reward you... with a bee-stung face!"
"Mu Xiaoxiao, don't you know this could disfigure me? You can't play with people like this!"
Zhao Changping's voice came muffled from inside his clothes, his anger subdued. Mu Xiaoxiao's heart suddenly sank, and she could no longer laugh. Even an Ultraman shouldn't bully a little monster like this.
The culprit was just the super-concentrated fragrance, Mu Xiaoxiao thought. If I just remove the fragrance, it'll be okay, of course without getting it on my hands. She looked around and noticed a large water pitcher on the table, tested the water temperature - just right, warm. She picked up the pitcher and walked towards Zhao Changping. "Zhao Changping, I'm coming to save you!"
Zhao Changping mumbled to Mu Xiaoxiao: "You said you'd save me, but there's been no movement! I knew you weren't that kind-hearted. How could you harm me and then save me? You're just a born witch..."
"Shut up! Be careful not to get it in your mouth!" Then Mu Xiaoxiao poured the water over him.
With a splash, water sprayed everywhere, and the bees suddenly flew away, like celestial flowers scattering, the golden little bees flying in a group, quite beautiful...
Mu Xiaoxiao was admiring the beauty of the bees when the bees seemed to have heard her inner thoughts and came to look at her...
Xie Qingchen loudly warned her: "Quickly cover your face, quickly cover it with clothes, you fool..."
Mu Xiaoxiao had lost all her wisdom, just curling up and crying out. Damn, bee stings really hurt...
In a daze, Mu Xiaoxiao felt someone throwing themselves on top of her...
Although her face was covered with clothing, both Mu Xiaoxiao and the Moonlight Beauty could not escape being stung by bees, with Mu Xiaoxiao getting stung on her waist, causing a large bump—ah, so this is how a herniated disc protrudes…
