Mu Xiaoxiao looked in the direction he pointed and indeed saw a real man! Damn, she just realized – she’s a girl, how can she become a qualified man?
What a fierce back! The man was standing with hands on his hips, holding a chicken leg in the other hand, biting it forcefully and occasionally shouting “Great!”
Ah, chicken meat sprayed everywhere… Fortunately, he was sitting in the front and the stage was high, or else he would have sprayed everyone’s face! She couldn’t even bear to watch, and asked her to learn from him? Forget it, she might be masculine, but she’s not that crude!
Hey, Handsome 2
When she first heard her task was to learn to be a man, Mu Xiaoxiao was surprised, thinking it was too simple. Now, remembering Hei Zi’s strange laugh, she understood why he was laughing.
The music stopped, the dance ended. On the high stage stood a tall woman, no, a tall person. A gauzy dress partially covering her, the wind blowing, revealing white, bright skin – summary: nosebleed-inducing.
“Beautiful woman!” Mu Xiaoxiao shouted.
This loud call caught the attention of a man diagonally across. This man’s skin was like white jade, eyes like crystal moonlight, wearing a blue inner garment and a lake-green long robe, a natural white jade belt at the waist, and white silk shoes – a truly elegant and charming person!
This was the moon-colored man whose horse was startled and dream disturbed by Mu Xiaoxiao’s yell. The moon-colored man’s bright eyes swept over her.
His servant immediately asked: “Master, should we clear the area?”
A starlight flashed in the moon-colored man’s eyes: “Do not attract attention!”
“We’ve arrived at the perfect time, this is the new headliner of Moon Tower! Go and book her,” the burly man thought to himself, thinking about how to get back at her.
“Why should I book her? I’m not interested in women,” Mu Xiaoxiao pouted.
The burly man looked at her like she was an idiot: “To prove you’re a man! Tell me, what man wouldn’t be moved by such a beautiful woman?”
“Oh, okay, I’ll go!”
“Remember to say ‘sir’, not me!”
Mu Xiaoxiao clapped her hands: “Okay, trust me!”
The madam had already come up.
“Gentlemen, tonight is our new Moon Girl’s first night. As usual, the highest bidder wins!”
The fat gentleman in the front row was already impatient, immediately saying: “Listen, madam, just tell me the price. This new Moon Girl, I’m claiming her!”
Damn, what attitude! Mu Xiaoxiao most hated people who looked down on others.
The madam smiled all over her face: “Oh, Master Liu, I know you care least about money, but this is the rule. Just wait patiently. If it’s too easy to get, where’s the fun?”
The bidding continued: “Three thousand taels, seven thousand taels, ten thousand taels, fifteen thousand taels…”
When it reached thirty thousand taels, Mu Xiaoxiao noticed the fat gentleman’s face twitch. Haha, heartache? So he does care about money after all.
But her own financial luck was quite good – previously supported by the emperor, now funded by the gang – activity expenses!
Mu Xiaoxiao sat in the chair opposite the fat gentleman, leaning back and fanning herself, legs crossed – haha, she’s now a elegant young gentleman!
The sound of the zither was truly beautiful. Mu Xiaoxiao glanced over, and the man playing the zither was truly enchanting. Wearing white, oh, just like their little Huahua, but different – little Huahua had an air of arrogance, while this man seemed like an immortal descended from heaven, his eyes flowing, a gentle smile, playing his zither as if the world around him didn’t exist. What a beautiful white-clad immortal!
That fat pig of a man suddenly saw a thin and small man dare to sit at the same table, and began to curse angrily: "Scram! How dare you sit in my seat!"
"Oh, is this your seat? Did you write your name on it? Carve your portrait?"
"You..."
"Ha, you know it's your seat, huh! Not bad, not bad!"
"Sir..."
"Damn, I'm not as old as you, no need to call me sir! But your performance, I'm quite happy! Here, have a peanut!" Mu Xiaoxiao playfully teased the fat pig, holding a peanut as if to throw it.
"You dare..."
"I'll pay fifty thousand taels!" Mu Xiaoxiao's words successfully stopped his outburst.
Seeing his dumbfounded look was quite amusing. She'd seen fat pigs before, but never such a stupid, fat pig. Mu Xiaoxiao couldn't help but burst out laughing...
"I'll pay fifty-one thousand taels!" The fat pig gritted his teeth and said hatefully.
"Sixty thousand taels." Mu Xiaoxiao dropped another bomb. At this moment, the zither player looked up at Mu Xiaoxiao, a subtle and profound smile playing at the corner of his mouth.
No Beautiful Woman, Just the Zither Player
The zither player looked up at Mu Xiaoxiao, a subtle and profound smile playing at the corner of his mouth.
The madam jumped with joy, wringing her hands, fawning and calling him "young master". The one called Xin Yue also raised her head to look at Mu Xiaoxiao.
This head courtesan was indeed alluring, especially those eyes that could shake one's soul. But our Mu Xiaoxiao is not into women!
"Ahem, so, madam, is there anyone who can offer a higher price?"
The madam jumped and said: "No more, no more. Oh, Master Liu? Do you want to bid?"
The fat pig was furious, slamming the table, wanting to breathe fire: "Hmph, who are you from?"
Mu Xiaoxiao folded her fan, elegantly standing up, letting her long clothes float, then said: "You're not qualified to ask which faction I'm from."
After speaking, Mu Xiaoxiao turned away, not even looking at him, and immediately met the immortal zither player's eyes. His eyes were full of playful meaning. Ah, this is how people in the world should express emotions.
"Young master? Young master?"
"Uh, what? Black?"
Then he saw the madam's enlarged face: "Young master, you've won our head courtesan Xin Yue's first night! She's yours tonight!"
"I know, couldn't you just say it upstairs? Why come to my face?" Mu Xiaoxiao waved her hand, pushing her aside.
Thinking to herself: The key is her bad breath, I should have brought two packs of chewing gum!
"So the person upstairs is mine?" Mu Xiaoxiao asked.
"Yes, yes!" The madam nodded vigorously, wanting to come closer. Mu Xiaoxiao was annoyed and secretly used force, throwing her directly onto the fat pig! Haha, the leverage worked well.
"Since the person upstairs is mine, Black, pay up. Wrap up that zither player for me! Oh, no, book a room and send the zither player in."
The madam, still not recovered from her collision with the fat pig, laughed instinctively, looking a bit dazed, then rubbed her muscles and forced a smile: "Young master, our zither player doesn't entertain guests. Shouldn't you want Xin Yue?"
Would You Like to Join?
“Damn, do I not know who I want? Do I need you to remind me? I carefully asked you before, the person on stage is mine, you agreed, and you’ve taken the money. Dare to play games with me? There’s no one in this world who’s played such a game with me!”
