“Auntie, I really didn’t mean to come here! I just accidentally time-traveled and ended up here… I want to leave! Look, your blood pressure rises and your face turns red as soon as you see me. For your safety, please just send me out of the palace!”
Mu Xiaoxiao burst into tears (of course, it was all an act)! This long speech almost moved her to tears! At this critical moment, she was still thinking: What a loss for global judicial history that I didn’t get to grow up in the 21st century and become a lawyer!
“Your Imperial Majesty, please calm down! Please have mercy. In fact, I… I have already favored her!”
Long Yuetian, hearing the report from his spy that Chen Taihou was coming, was worried that Xiaoxiao might expose something.
His mother had died early, and he was raised by the then Empress Chen. However, what she gave him was not maternal love, only strict hierarchy and formality.
Since his ascension, he had to report all state affairs to Chen Taihou. He could not make any decisions independently…
Long Yuetian was not yet sure who Xiaoxiao was or what her plan was, and he didn’t know how the Empress Dowager would act. So he rushed over, only to hear Xiaoxiao’s plea to be expelled from the palace.
“Damn! Handsome guy, you’re ruining my plan! I was trying to convince the old lady to let me go, and not only do you not help, you’re making things worse! Oh, handsome Long, I was planning to establish my ancient version of a fierce gang and recruit you and Xiaohua as my gang leaders’ wives. My man-hunting journey has been completely interrupted!”
Xiaoxiao paused and thought: Wait, ‘your child’? The old lady is the Empress Dowager, and the handsome guy is the Emperor? Oh my god, it’s quite difficult to kidnap an emperor as a gang leader’s wife…
Empress Dowager Chen smiled and said: “No need to be formal!” Then she turned to Long Yutian and said: “Emperor, since things have come to this, why not issue an imperial decree to confer the surname Mu as a lady, shall we?”
Long Yutian’s heart stirred, but he was still confused. He suppressed his bewilderment and replied: “I respectfully follow the Empress Dowager’s wise decree.”
This was ultimately handed over to the Empress Dowager! Although he couldn’t immediately understand the details, he instinctively felt it was better to say it was the Empress Dowager’s decree!
Xiao Xiao watched the handsome guy and that older woman’s eyes darting back and forth, feeling like a complete fool.
“If my brain hasn’t rusted yet, you’re talking about me, right? One wants me to be an adopted daughter, the other wants me to be a lady. Seriously, did you ask for my consent?”
The woman in colorful clothes pinched her hand forcefully. Was this woman crazy? Without this opportunity, she would be doomed! Moreover, becoming a lady wasn’t bad at all!
“Xiao Xiao, thanks to the master’s great favor, we should be immensely grateful and bow to express our gratitude!”
Long Yutian watched them exchanging meaningful glances, feeling uncomfortable and annoyed by her disguise. He quickly walked over, cupped Mu Xiao Xiao’s face, and kissed her lips passionately, leaving her dazed and intoxicated. Oops, could she be blamed? Since that night when she lost her virginity, she had become increasingly addicted to being intimate with him.
Long Yutian used a seductive voice: “Xiao Xiao, shall we kiss every day from now on?”
Mu Xiao Xiao, dizzy from the kiss, nodded foolishly: “Okay, okay.”
Not long after, when Xiao Xiao finally saw the legendary three palaces and six courtyards, she thought bitterly: Damn, being a lady isn’t really being a lady, but a concubine! The handsome guy deliberately seduced me! Little flower deliberately set me up! I protest!
Long Yutian’s scheme succeeded, with a sinister smile. He glanced at the flower-clothed person counting ants, patted his shoulder, and turned back to Empress Dowager Chen.
Empress Dowager Chen said dramatically: “Today we have double happiness, and the imperial palace hasn’t been lively for a long time. Let me host a banquet at Chanxi Tower tonight for everyone to enjoy!”
Long Yutian bowed: “The Empress Dowager is wise!”
With her command, Mu Xiao Xiao was taken away by a group of palace maids.
The subsequent process was like a prelude to slaughtering a pig – first bathing her in the pool, then pulling her into a luxurious room and changing her into elegant attire, creating a stunning appearance.
Have you seen puppet shows? Know about dolls? Our fierce gang leader Mu Xiao Xiao is currently just like one…
So, he immediately came to Qingchun Pavilion, but when he reached the door, he calmed down again – how should he ask? Could he directly ask: Are you a spy sent by the empress dowager?
