"Ah? Quickly summon the imperial physician!"
Long Yutian shouted and hugged Xiaoxiao and ran!
Xiaoxiao had been orphaned since childhood, adopted by her uncle. Although she inherited some assets, her aunt never treated her well. This time, someone actually cared about her! She laughed in her heart, enjoying the feeling of being worried about. She tilted her head and kissed him, smiling. Thinking to herself: Dragon Handsome, I allow you to always be this good to me!
At Qingchun Pavilion, the imperial physician was already waiting. After taking her pulse and prescribing some medicine, he handed the prescription to Susi. Then, he took out a small cloth bag and opened it, revealing rows of silver needles.
As soon as Xiaoxiao saw the rows of silver needles, she was terrified. The old man smiled, and Xiaoxiao found his wrinkles horrifying!
"This old man will now administer acupuncture to the young lady."
Heavens! The old man was going to stick her with needles! She wanted to shout: Old man, your wrinkles aren't scary, your wrinkles are good, your wrinkles are wonderful, your wrinkles are so cool!
Sweat. This old man was so disrespectful, so she wouldn't give him face either! When the old man's silver needle was 2.5 centimeters from her, she finally lived up to everyone's expectations and... fainted...
When Xiaoxiao woke up again, her first thought was: I've transmigrated again, and this time into a market! She wondered if this was ancient or modern times.
Then she saw Dragon Handsome and Little Flower enthusiastically engaged in a heated debate!
When she saw the two beautiful men, old and new grudges surged in her heart, and she roared: "Stop arguing! Let me be quiet!"
After shouting, she laughed: "Oh, I can speak now! Haha, that old man is quite skilled!
Indeed not.”
Xiaoxiao brought in the most popular phrase of the 21st century: "This can work."
Long Yutian couldn't be bothered to argue with her: "Flower Clothes Person, have I oppressed you?"
Mu Xiaoxiao became persistent: "Listen to your tone, you're clearly oppressing him. You must swear that we are equal, with no master-servant relationship."
For the first time, someone valued her so much and listened to her words, and she was enjoying this unreasonable fun.
"Okay, I declare that when the three of us are together, there's no master-servant concept, and we can act freely."
Hearing this, Xiaoxiao was delighted: "Okay, Little Flower Flower, you must perform well. If I find you behaving more like a servant, I'll throw you away!"
Granted permission by the emperor, the Flower Clothes Person restored his self-loving and arrogant demeanor, walked to the chair, sat down, and said with a laugh: "Can I ask who Little Flower Flower is?"
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Huh? Is this my home? Uh, forget it, anyway, I’ll just be stubborn, it doesn’t matter to be a bit more stubborn…
Long Yutian coldly laughed: "Then leave home."
Sweat, with Long Xiaoshuai's military-like command, Xiaoxiao was at a loss - having arrived in a strange dynasty, with great difficulty finding a meal ticket, leave? She's not stupid!
Actually, Long Yutian just wanted to test her. If she directly said she would leave, he would probably be less certain about her spy identity.
Long Yutian smiled, walked forward, held her hand, and put on an expression of not knowing what to do with her: "Okay, I agree!"
Mu Xiaoxiao smiled happily: "Hehe - hey you! Flower Clothes Person, what are you looking at? What do you do? Oh, I understand, you're responsible for attracting bees and butterflies, creating chaos to entertain the audience."
"He is the best musician here, he is... my favorite musician."
The Flower Clothes Person clasped his hands, lowered his head: "Yes."
Now Mu Xiaoxiao was not so obtuse: "You oppressed him? - Damn, in our home, only I can oppress Little Flower Flower!"
Was he going to seize his power? Could she be targeting the Flower Clothes Person? Impossible! The Flower Clothes Person had laid this chess piece very deeply!
He furrowed his brow and said: "No."
"Definitely yes."
"Indeed not."
Xiaoxiao brought in the most popular phrase of the 21st century: "This can work."
He will viciously laugh, looking up and down at Mu Xiaoxiao, and tease, “I can’t see any signs that you’re about to faint.”
"Faint? You don't understand the principle of prevention? Are you really going to wait until you collapse before eating? Goodness, you're so stupid!"
How dare she call the current emperor stupid! The person in the flower-colored clothes sitting nearby was sweating profusely: Mu Xiaoxiao is too lawless! However, it seemed she didn't know the person sitting next to her was the emperor, and the emperor deliberately didn't want her to know. What did this mean? He didn't dare to speculate about the imperial will. He just quietly watched the emperor's eyes filled with laughter...
Three hours after saying these words and finishing the meal, tiny pimples on Mu Xiaoxiao's face sprouted like grass after rain - spring shoots were insufficient to describe this quantity - popping up one after another!
Even in the blurry bronze mirror, they were clearly visible! Her resentment: Damn, red beans don't grow in the southern country, they're all growing on my face, such lovesickness - I almost want to die!
Because of this, that enchanting fellow laughed so hard he was about to collapse: "I say, from now on, you'll stand behind me! With you standing behind me, all women will be scared away! Hey, don't give me that black line, I'm seriously thinking about solving social security issues..."
Mu Xiaoxiao angrily said to his flower-like smile: Taking your hand, I'll drag you away. You say you won't go, fine, I'll release the dogs!
The plan to torment and adore finally ended with Xiaoxiao's face full of acne...
Long Yutian was busy with state affairs and rarely had time to come to Ling Yuan. Xiaoxiao was alone most of the time, having looked around the entire courtyard several times and found nothing interesting. The plan to torment and adore was brewing...
After counting the four hundred and forty-fourth ant and singing "Little Cabbage" five hundred and fifty-five times, Xiaoxiao finally asked the little maid next to Su Su for the six hundred and sixty-sixth time, when is your master coming back?
The little maid knelt down with a thud, trembling and saying: "This servant deserves to die, this servant truly doesn't know..."
"Damn, not knowing also deserves death. What kind of rule is this? By this logic, I should have died ten thousand times in all these years of exams."
Xiaoxiao suddenly felt a surge of heroism: Don't be afraid, since God sent a brave gang leader, I'll create a new world, change dynasties... oh, this doesn't seem quite right, cough, fortunately there's no emperor here.
Audacious temptress, how dare you sneak into the inner palace, seduce the court musician, and not even kneel when you see me? You even publicly pulled at the musician! Do you know your crime?” This woman was none other than Chen Taihou. Her voice was solemn yet chilling, like a knife that swiftly flew towards Mu Xiaoxiao.
“It was Xiaohua who pulled me! The imperial palace? Damn, this is the imperial palace? I had no idea! If I had known this was the imperial palace, I would never have stayed here! Please, just expel me from the palace!”
Damn, I’ve actually entered the inner palace! Heavens, please don’t play such jokes on me! Although Mu Xiaoxiao was playful, she wouldn’t dare to play around here! The imperial palace was not a place for mischief! She had never been inside the palace before. From historical dramas, she knew that anyone who survived in the palace, especially those who became concubines or consorts, were masters of manipulation and cruelty who could calmly do the most ruthless things.
The Empress Dowager was determined to deal with her: “Do you think the imperial palace is a place you can come and go as you please? Have you ever respected the imperial dignity?”
