"Woo, don't take off my clothes, damn, my camisole is for hooking hot guys, uh, does this hot guy count as a hot guy? Uh, okay. Damn, why are you tickling me? Hey, why are you touching my leg? It's so itchy! Damn, you're not stopping, right? If you don't stop, I'll touch you! Wow, what's this? Oh my god, you actually... actually... have so much leg hair..."
Speaking of which, after Mu Xiaoxiao unfortunately touched a handful of leg hair, she was full of spirit, jumping up to properly educate this pretty boy.
"Do you know how important appearance is? Do you know how crucial appearance is for a star? Damn, you actually don't groom your leg hair, letting some stand vertically and some horizontally! Hey, stop touching around, I'm lecturing you, kid, stay put."
"You speak too much! As the Book says: Respectfully be silent and think of the Way. How can you waste time in idle chatter?"
"You... damn, not only are you handsome, but your voice is also inhuman, simply celestial! Compared to him, my voice - gentle, sweet, loved by everyone, making flowers bloom - is practically from the animal realm! Damn, this is so unfair!" Mu Xiaoxiao bit her lip, tearfully asked - "What throat lozenges do you use?"
When Long Yuetian heard her question, he was truly shocked, his gaze pausing, taking a deep breath, suppressing any extra expression, returning to calm, before saying: "We do not understand... what you speak of?"
Given this hot guy's severe lack of beauty knowledge, Mu Xiaoxiao, who loves to teach, decided to supplement his beauty education.
"First, these throat lozenges have the function of generating saliva and quenching thirst, can prevent and treat throat swelling and a series of complications..."
"What are throat lozenges?"
"Uh, a small piece of medicine, you've never seen one? Don't all stars take care of their throats? Oh, you're an actor, not a singer. But still, seriously? You really don't know throat lozenges? Small, round, flat..."
"Oh, I know now, candy, what Mama always puts in my bird's nest..."
When he said he knew, Mu Xiaoxiao was overjoyed, but then thought: This super hot guy actually said 'Mama', said 'candy'... damn, put in bird's nest... something's not right, very not right...
Damn, come closer, let me, the gang leader, bite your shoulder as punishment.
