Long Shuai: Damn, I can't act this, pausing half a second for each word. A sentence would take forever, I'd be dead! Forget it, find someone else!
Fans: No, don't go! You're a demon, beautiful, a man! You can't leave, we're watching you! Who will we watch if you go?
Unscrupulous director Mu Xiaoxiao: Everyone calm down, calm down. We have second and third male leads ready to come on stage! Please be patient!
Fans: Get lost! (Whispering: Damn, looking at more beautiful men won't kill us. You pig of a director!)
Some director: I'm guilty, I'll go to...
Fans: What, you're going to time travel? Take us with you... to the handsome guy... I want to go... I said it first!
Given the out-of-control scene, the director shamefully exits...
While Mu Xiaoxiao was still immersed in her directorial scene, the eunuch obediently handed the book to Mu Xiaoxiao.
She picked it up and exclaimed: "Damn! It's a bamboo slip! I'm going to be rich, bringing an ancient bamboo slip back to the 21st century, hahaha..." Excited by the potential wealth, Mu Xiaoxiao miraculously retained a bit of composure, carefully opening the slip to see whose handwriting it was, and then...
Oh my God! What did she see?
Mu Xiaoxiao's face turned completely red, from her neck to her hair; sweat poured from her hair to her neck and onto the ground, continuing outside the door; her mouth making continuous sounds: uh, ah, oh, hmm...
Long Shuai saw this and thought, this won't do, she's about to sweat a river, and we don't have a small boat to cross it!
So he approached to wake her up, but as he got closer and inadvertently glanced at the bamboo slip, his face reddened from his cheeks to his ears, his eyes shifting from the book to the beauty.
Umm... demon... you... umm...
Suddenly, Mu Xiaoxiao was kissed on the lips, making a few muffled sounds before their tongues began to intertwine. The handsome guy lost his soul, carrying Mu Xiaoxiao towards the big bed, not forgetting to chase away the ugly lamp: Get out!
Boom! A sound of desire revealed.
At this moment, our great female protagonist, fully displaying her superior intelligence, shouted loudly: Leave the book! Leave the book! Countless pupils, eagerly looking at this book...
Long Xiaoshuai leaned in close, seeing a spring palace picture. Hmph, little eunuch, secretly looking at a spring palace picture! At this moment, he was extremely close to Mu Xiaoxiao, and hearing her voice, the desire in his eyes grew even more intense! Unable to wait, he threw Mu Xiaoxiao onto the bed, quickly tearing off her exotic clothing…
Classical Susu 1
“Damn, it hurts so much, fuck, that handsome guy took advantage of me while I was sleeping? There’s not a single muscle that doesn’t ache, shit! He’s disappeared without a trace! Fuck! Just because you’re so handsome it’s inhuman, I won’t let you off! You think you’re so beautiful that I won’t chase you to the ends of the earth to punish you? You think you can escape and I won’t go after you?”
After venting her frustration, she still couldn't help but complain: Fuck, this handsome guy is the most despicable! Me, Mu Xiaoxiao, a beauty like a flower - even if I can't be described as causing fish to sink or geese to fall, or making the moon hide in shame, at least I could sink a small shrimp, make a sparrow fall, or hide a cloud, or shame some grass... But this damn man actually... actually... actually ran away after sleeping with me!
She made up her mind to deal with that super handsome guy - fuck, I'm going to be a generation of war god, handsome guy, you wait for me!
At this moment, a female servant entered: "Miss, are you awake? This servant will help you dress and groom."
"Stop!" Mu Xiaoxiao suddenly shouted loudly. When the woman stopped, she began to think: I crossed over yesterday, crossed into a scene, then had sex with a handsome guy, but how did another beautiful young girl appear today? Looking at this woman, she's so small, not tall, thin, with a diagonal-collared top, unusually wide sleeves, and a wide belt highlighting her slim waist. Wow, what a contrast, she's so clever, using fat to set off thin - modern people actually know this, but we're not as exaggerated as her, so the effect isn't as good. Look at her, walking with her clothes floating like an immortal, oh, I want to be that beautiful too...
Oh right, where did this person come from? I'll ask first!
"Hey, um, what's your name... what did you just call me?"
"Miss."
"Fuck, I don't have a sister, and definitely not a sister like you. Don't try to claim any relation with me. Honestly tell me, which cave did you demon come from? Even if you call me little sister, it won't help!"
The woman looked bewildered, her mouth open for a long time before saying: "This servant was specially sent by the master to serve the miss. This servant is not a demon, this servant's name is Susi."
Now Xiaoxiao was confused: "Susu? Yan Susu? From The Condor Heroes?"
This time the girl only paused for a moment before responding: "This servant has no surname. The masters named me Susi, meaning abundant harvest of five grains."
What a clever girl, adapting so quickly!
Classical Susu 2
You are a professional translator who is proficient in both Chinese and English. Your task is to translate the following Chinese text into English. Requirements:
- Translate accurately and fluently, maintaining the original style and tone
- For Chinese names, use pinyin romanization
- Preserve all original content without omissions
- Ensure natural and idiomatic English expression
- Keep the original paragraph structure
- If there are any specialized terms, translate them accurately
- IMPORTANT: Only give me the output and nothing else.
While Dressing and Complaining: Damn, what kind of clothes are these? Asymmetrical front, and the buttons are at the back? These buttons are so weird, like flowers. And these pants, why make the legs so wide? I thought it was a skirt, and I can’t even take big steps. I thought it was a unique style, an outer skirt with an inner qipao, but it turns out everything is in one pant leg…
After getting all dressed up, she found a mirror – wow, there’s a bit of a classical beauty vibe. Delicate, arched eyebrows and big eyes. Her small black pupils were quite large, with little white showing. Everyone says her eyes are too big, mainly because her face is too small and doesn’t match, otherwise she’d be a great beauty! At this moment, her hair was still loose, with a few strands hanging down, looking quite charming!
“Hehe, I look good all over, la la la la…” Mu Xiaoxiao laughed heartily.
Especially in this outfit, she looked even more beautiful – a light blue silk fabric, with extremely wide sleeves similar to water sleeves, and a light yellow wide belt that created a slim waist.
With Su Su’s help, after getting all dolled up, Mu Xiaoxiao went to familiarize herself with the terrain.
Along the way, she exclaimed countless times:
“Wow, this handsome guy is so rich! This courtyard is so beautiful, with blue-brick and green-tiled buildings, pavilions everywhere.”
“Wow, there’s also something interesting – a not-so-large pond, with pavilions on both sides extending into the water, and even more surprisingly, a bridge connecting the two pavilions.”
Of course, as a 21st-century time-traveling woman, as a time-traveling woman who meets a handsome guy right away, as a time-traveling woman who gets thirsty at the sight of a handsome guy, Mu Xiaoxiao noticed the strange pond and pavilions mainly because there was a white-clothed… hottie on the opposite pavilion!
Handsome Guys Always Wear White
At that moment, this hottie was in a daze, so Mu Xiaoxiao shamelessly stared and appreciated him.
