Long Shuai: Damn, I can't act this, pausing half a second for each word. A sentence would take forever, I'd be dead! Forget it, find someone else!
Fans: No, don't go! You're a demon, beautiful, a man! You can't leave, we're watching you! Who will we watch if you go?
Unscrupulous director Mu Xiaoxiao: Everyone calm down, calm down. We have second and third male leads ready to come on stage! Please be patient!
Fans: Get lost! (Whispering: Damn, looking at more beautiful men won't kill us. You pig of a director!)
Some director: I'm guilty, I'll go to...
Fans: What, you're going to time travel? Take us with you... to the handsome guy... I want to go... I said it first!
Given the out-of-control scene, the director shamefully exits...
While Mu Xiaoxiao was still immersed in her directorial scene, the eunuch obediently handed the book to Mu Xiaoxiao.
She picked it up and exclaimed: "Damn! It's a bamboo slip! I'm going to be rich, bringing an ancient bamboo slip back to the 21st century, hahaha..." Excited by the potential wealth, Mu Xiaoxiao miraculously retained a bit of composure, carefully opening the slip to see whose handwriting it was, and then...
Oh my God! What did she see?
Mu Xiaoxiao's face turned completely red, from her neck to her hair; sweat poured from her hair to her neck and onto the ground, continuing outside the door; her mouth making continuous sounds: uh, ah, oh, hmm...
Long Shuai saw this and thought, this won't do, she's about to sweat a river, and we don't have a small boat to cross it!
So he approached to wake her up, but as he got closer and inadvertently glanced at the bamboo slip, his face reddened from his cheeks to his ears, his eyes shifting from the book to the beauty.
Umm... demon... you... umm...
Suddenly, Mu Xiaoxiao was kissed on the lips, making a few muffled sounds before their tongues began to intertwine. The handsome guy lost his soul, carrying Mu Xiaoxiao towards the big bed, not forgetting to chase away the ugly lamp: Get out!
Boom! A sound of desire revealed.
At this moment, our great female protagonist, fully displaying her superior intelligence, shouted loudly: Leave the book! Leave the book! Countless pupils, eagerly looking at this book...
Long Xiaoshuai leaned in close, seeing a spring palace picture. Hmph, little eunuch, secretly looking at a spring palace picture! At this moment, he was extremely close to Mu Xiaoxiao, and hearing her voice, the desire in his eyes grew even more intense! Unable to wait, he threw Mu Xiaoxiao onto the bed, quickly tearing off her exotic clothing…
Classical Susu 1
“Damn, it hurts so much, fuck, that handsome guy took advantage of me while I was sleeping? There’s not a single muscle that doesn’t ache, shit! He’s disappeared without a trace! Fuck! Just because you’re so handsome it’s inhuman, I won’t let you off! You think you’re so beautiful that I won’t chase you to the ends of the earth to punish you? You think you can escape and I won’t go after you?”
