Crazy Smartphone – Part One

He imagined the pitiful sight of the other person kneeling down before him, begging for mercy like a dog wagging its tail. He even seemed to see Wang Xiaoyu, equally terrified, rushing over to bow at his feet, like a bitch in heat, at his beck and call, just to save the life of this little scoundrel. Cao Nan already had a victorious smile on his face. Cao Nan repeated with self-satisfaction, “Are you going to kneel or not… kneel…” But before he could finish, Cao Nan was dumbfounded. Suddenly, his vision blurred, and a gust of wind swept by; when he looked again… what happened? How did my gun end up in his hand? What am I holding? Damn, it’s just a twig now! This bastard must know magic, this bastard really knows magic! The situation changed so abruptly. “Hey, good grandson, listen up, bow to your grandpa!” Lin Feng turned the gun on Cao Nan, his face full of mockery. The other eleven thugs were stunned by this sudden change, staring blankly without any reaction. “Damn! You got the guts, shoot me!” Cao Nan was furious; how could his secret weapon be in the hands of the other in the blink of an eye? It was because he was wary of the other’s martial arts that he brought a gun to intimidate, never expecting it to fall into the other’s hands so easily. However, being accustomed to being domineering, he didn’t take Lin Feng seriously, especially with his lackeys watching from behind; he couldn’t be scared off by a gun. To Cao Nan’s surprise, as soon as he finished speaking, bang! Lin Feng fired a shot at the ground, the bullet grazing his shoe and entering the earth, leaving a trail of smoke. “Damn you, you really dare to shoot!” Of course, this was just Cao Nan’s inner thought. Lin Feng, like a fool, lifted the gun and fired, which was completely unexpected. Cao Nan didn’t dare to provoke him further. “Damn! It’s a real gun! Cao Nan, I’ll curse your ancestors, you actually brought a real gun.” Lin Feng also felt a bit nervous as he glanced at the gun’s muzzle, silently cursing Cao Nan’s whole family. When the gun went off, Lin Feng was genuinely startled; initially, he thought Cao Nan was just scaring him with a toy gun, but feeling something off, he snatched it, found it heavy and real, and instinctively tried it out. Fortunately, he aimed at the ground when he pulled the trigger. The gunshot woke everyone up, and the thugs quickly dropped their weapons, raising their hands in panic. Damn, he really dares to shoot! I’ve never fired a gun before, damn, don’t point that thing at my head, what if it misfires… Cao Nan was both anxious and scared, trying to dodge the gun’s muzzle, still hoping to find a chance to snatch it back; if he lost the gun, it would be a big trouble! However, after Lin Feng fired a shot, he seemed unsatisfied, continuously pointing the gun at Cao Nan, looking as if he was considering where a bullet would be best placed. This frightened Cao Nan out of his wits; he no longer had the guts to keep up the pretense, and with a thud, he knelt on the ground, kowtowing like pounding garlic, crisply knocking his head against the ground more than ten times. Cao Nan, like a dog, lay on the ground, kowtowing in panic, “Brother Hero, Boss Lin, Grandpa Lin, we are classmates after all, you… you spare me… spare me… please spare me!” “Spare you?! With a gun to your head, how can I spare you?” Bang! Lin Feng fired another shot between Cao Nan’s legs. “Ah—” Cao Nan shivered in fear, a stream of urine flowing from his pants; he was scared out of his wits. The thugs also screamed in unison, all squatting on the ground with their heads in their hands, not daring to look at Lin Feng again. “Real guns are fun, huh!” Lin Feng licked his lips excitedly, raised the gun, blew away the smoke, and slowly pointed the muzzle at Cao Nan’s forehead… “Lin Feng, don’t do anything stupid!” Wang Xiaoyu was also shocked by Lin Feng’s reckless behavior, rushing forward to stop the somewhat unstable Lin Feng. Seeing the dark gun muzzle pointed at his forehead, Cao Nan’s face went ashen, and before the gun could go off, he rolled his eyes back and collapsed with a thud. “Huh…” Lin Feng exaggeratedly shouted, kicking Cao Nan hard, “Fainted already? What a bore! Hey, anyone else wants to try having a gun pointed at their head? Hey, don’t hide, weren’t you all tough, wanting to kill or maim me? Get up, come at me with your knives!” Lin Feng’s mood suddenly became excited, especially when he saw Cao Nan fall to the ground, a gleam of light flashed in his eyes, and at the same moment, the storm within him burst out uncontrollably. Lin Feng moved like a ghost, leaving a trail of afterimages behind. He swept the gun over each person’s forehead, calling out “Bang” with each one, then quickly kicked them down; his kicks were so fast that it seemed as if he was shooting them down one by one. The once mighty North Gate Thirteen Eagles, who were usually so fierce, had now completely lost face, beaten down by Lin Feng alone with a gun, not daring to resist. They all thought they were shot and lay on the ground panting heavily. Finally, when the rampaging Lin Feng stopped, Wang Xiaoyu, out of breath, caught up, grabbed him, and prevented him from going berserk again. Wang Xiaoyu demanded, “Are you crazy! Do you know what you’re doing?” Lin Feng awkwardly scratched his head, grinning sheepishly, “Hehe, Xiaoyu, don’t be so tense, do I look like a madman?” “Be serious!” “Hehe, this gun is real, huh… hey, why are you hitting me!” “Is it fun pointing a gun at people? A hit is light for you!” “Hey… why are you hitting me again?” “Hmph, what did you just call me? Say it again if you dare!” The thugs, who were scared to death earlier, thinking they had met a ruthless killer, now, seeing no holes or blood, cautiously peeked. Damn! These two scoundrels, flirting and scolding each other, while poor Cao Nan lay unconscious at their feet. What to do? Lin Feng’s ghostly movement scared their souls away; facing such a butcher with a weapon, no one dared to act rashly, fearing the next bullet would really go into their heads. The scene was eerily standoffish. At that moment, the sound of a piercing siren approached, and they saw a police car, with its glaring lights, speeding towards them. “What are the people ahead doing!” The loudspeaker of the police car blared loudly, shaking the surroundings, and everyone who heard it was moved. However, this group of hooligans seemed to be granted a pardon; before the police could even arrive, they had already scrambled to their feet and scattered in all directions. “Don’t… call the… police… call…” Cao Nan was still somewhat dazed, mumbling incoherently, and was dragged away by the loyal Chi Ying. The police car stopped by the roadside, and faintly, one could hear the officers inside communicating via walkie-talkie. One of them reported, “Boss, we did see over ten young thugs fighting here, but they all scattered and ran off as soon as we arrived. No one was extorted, and now, it seems like there’s no one left at the scene…”