Crazy Smartphone – Part One

“Ah!” The policewoman let out a miserable scream, startling the inexperienced Lin, who was now on top of her, causing his back to tense up as if electrified, and a warm flow erupted from a part of his body that had been rigidly erect. His body convulsed briefly as he realized something terrible had happened; his face turned as red as a monkey’s butt. The inexplicable fire in his heart extinguished instantly; he no longer felt that stifling congestion, nor did his body feel stiff and uncontrollable. Damn it, I actually, actually… Lin Feng sat up resentfully. His feelings at the moment were not pleasant either; fortunately, the vulnerable part of him had landed on a fleshy part of her buttocks, or else it might have been broken. Even so, the harsh collision left him in sour pain, especially with the unexpected incident that had just occurred. Such a shameful event, he naturally dared not let the other party notice easily. As soon as he sensed something was wrong, he quickly gathered his wits, pretending to be another victim, and while the policewoman hadn’t gotten up, he found a relatively safer corner to sit upright.

Fearing the driver might take advantage, he had already summoned his gun from the storage compartment, pointing it vaguely, and cursed angrily, “Damn it, can’t you drive properly!”

The policewoman got up on her own, her face extremely strange, staring at Lin Feng with a fierce gaze, as if she wished to devour him alive. She grabbed the handcuffs with her free hand; her cuffed wrist had been torn, and blood was now trickling down her jade-like arm.

“Hey, don’t move around, or if the gun goes off, don’t blame me!” Seeing her eyes about to shoot flames, Lin Feng, to mask his own embarrassment, burst into a mocking laugh, laughing so freely, so unrestrained, even feeling a bit impulsive, thinking about just shooting these two idiot cops. This thought excited him strangely, but ultimately, reason prevailed over his inner demons. And the sensation of his now cold, sticky part made him quite ashamed, fearing the policewoman might realize the truth.

Lin Feng laughed a few times but didn’t dare to move recklessly. However, seeing him with the gun in hand, the two police officers also didn’t dare to act rashly, fearing this kid might go crazy and accidentally shoot them.

“Kid! Put the gun down, you… you dare to assault a police officer?” The policewoman’s almond-shaped eyes widened, clearly not expecting things to escalate to this point, especially not with this kid daring to take liberties with her. When she had fallen into that embarrassing position, she had clearly felt his little movements while he was on top of her. However, even if she racked her brains, she couldn’t believe this audacious pervert would dare to molest her here, and it seemed he even… Such an annoying thing, so hateful, yet she couldn’t easily tell her partner. Strangely, after struggling to sit up, she found herself not entirely hating this little pervert, not minding his repeated vulgar actions as much. Her mind seemed bewitched; even after being so blatantly humiliated, she wanted to let it go, yet deep down, she was extremely disgusted and repelled by it. Her emotions suddenly became so inexplicable, which made her panic and increasingly frantic.

“Pah! Calling it assault because you can’t beat me? What about when you cuffed me when I wasn’t looking? Can police just arrest anyone they want?”

“What do you want?”

“What do I want? I’ll go my way, you catch your thief, what more do I want? Can police just abuse their power and arrest anyone they want?” Lin Feng waved his bloody left arm with a fierce look in his eyes, pointing the gun at the policewoman’s face, acting tough. This was all an act, just to avoid her realizing his embarrassing mishap. His face wasn’t thick enough, and such a bizarre experience really left him… In short, Lin Feng was quite confused at the moment.

“Kid, don’t be foolish, killing a police officer is a capital offense, you’re young, there’s no need to go down that path…” The policewoman paused, her momentum weakened as if Lin Feng had hit the nail on the head, and she began to speak softly, reasoning with him.

“Kill a police officer? Why would I want to kill a police officer? I’m not stupid, humph! Don’t think you can retaliate later, see this? All your words are recorded here!” Lin Feng pulled out a voice recorder from his pocket, shaking it. He hadn’t used it against Li Xiangdong, but now he was entangled with this idiot policewoman for no reason.

“Humph!” The policewoman was not convinced.

“Give me the tape!” Lin Feng commanded, waving the gun.

The male officer in the front obediently ejected the tape and handed it over reluctantly. Lin Feng quickly snatched the tape, feeling a heavy burden lift from his heart, and his breath became much smoother. Only at this moment did his heart, which had been hanging, start to settle slightly. Regardless of whether they had truly heard something about murder, without this tape, his troubles would be fewer.

“Stop the car ahead!”

Screech — The van braked sharply and pulled over. Lin Feng opened the door and got out, discreetly unloading the bullets from the gun before casually tossing it back to them, grinning. He leaned into the policewoman’s ear and whispered, “Aren’t you curious about my secret?”

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