Crazy Smartphone – Part One

“And, they were so detailed in their accusations, saying this pervert has been stealing women’s underwear for weeks. Even more outrageously, someone claimed they saw a student-looking pervert using candied haws to lure a three-year-old girl into a secluded spot, steal her underwear, and even attempt to molest her…”

“Ugh, those words are so vile!” “Moreover, they say this pervert broke into homes last night, stealing from over twenty households, always stripping underwear off sleeping women.” Those people said that one of the female victims reacted quickly, managed to grab a piece of clothing off the pervert, and reported it to the police overnight. Finally, the pervert left undeniable evidence with the police. With that piece of clothing, the police were able to trace back to the school!” “Hmph! They’re clearly talking about Lin Feng! Grandpa, I dare not say much else, but based on Lin Feng’s character, I at least believe he wouldn’t do such a frivolous thing, Grandpa… Grandpa… Are you listening? Last night… last night he was in bed the whole time. If he went out to do those bad things, how could I not know!” However, Mr. Wang acted as if he couldn’t understand, continuing with his own business, leaving the two in the living room as he went off somewhere else to tinker with something. “Grandpa… where are you going! What I’m saying is the truth, why aren’t you listening!” Wang Xiaoyu was too embarrassed to mention that Lin Feng slept naked with her under the same quilt; these were the embarrassing incidents caused by her own confused grandpa, how could he not know! Because of this, Wang Xiaoyu was convinced that the theft of women’s underwear was absolutely not something Lin Feng would do. At school, she had called out Huang Tao, intending to investigate the truth in her own way to clear Lin Feng’s name and expose Cao Nan’s schemes. Who could have predicted that things would change so abruptly? Before she could get any results, the police had already stormed into the school, and without a word of explanation in front of so many students, they directly took Lin Feng away. Upon learning that one of the officers was Cao Nan’s brother, Cao Lei, Wang Xiaoyu immediately understood the underlying reasons. They used the accusation of Lin Feng being an underwear thief as an excuse; their real aim was definitely to investigate the gun from last night. Damn, Lin Feng lost the gun last night, and now he’s in deep trouble at the police station! The more she thought about it, the more something felt off. Left with no choice, Wang Xiaoyu quickly called Tian Wenqiang, leading to the scene where the beauty saved the bear. As for who Tian Wenqiang is, we’ll elaborate on that later. Now, let’s talk about the protagonist of this whole incident, Lin Feng, whose face was beaten to a pulp. After Mr. Wang applied the medicine, his face had almost completely recovered in no time. Wang Xiaoyu’s words were like sweet drops of rain, moistening Lin Feng’s heart, which had always been overgrown with weeds, chaotic and lonely. Lin Feng felt a mix of emotions. Since childhood, he had been accustomed to being a rascal, though not to the extent of causing trouble daily, he was certainly not the well-behaved child adults would admire. He usually spent his days in a daze, with no goals in life, no direction, and even less interest in socializing. In his view, people were all deceitful and hypocritical, and aside from his immediate family, there was no one he could truly connect with or be honest with. Human relationships were always about exploitation and being exploited, calculation and being calculated, starkly based on self-interest! Talk of love or sincerity between people was just nonsense! Only in games, in the realm detached from real-world interests, did he find a semblance of fake care. What he felt most deeply was his experience over the past two days. Just think, yesterday he was a high-and-mighty, worshipped by thousands, a super hero, and today, due to some baseless rumors, he suddenly turned into a piece of garbage, despised, loathed, and spat upon by everyone, a pervert, a big rogue… How laughable! If being an underwear thief was indeed his second job, wouldn’t they hang him right away? But Wang Xiaoyu’s words touched him deeply. Being trusted unconditionally felt so wonderful, being genuinely praised was so intoxicating, and it turned out he could be someone respectable. “Xiaoyu, do you really trust me that much? … I mean, if I really liked stealing women’s underwear… Ouch, ouch… why are you twisting my ear, let go!” “Ha, you stinky rogue, you like stealing women’s underwear, huh? Your pig face is healed, come with me now, I’ll let you steal enough!” “Ouch! Be mindful of your image! Grandpa is coming…” “Hmph… you stinky rogue, if you really like women’s underwear, I’ll definitely satisfy you!” Wang Xiaoyu aggressively grabbed Lin Feng’s collar, revealing her wild side, yet her words left room for imagination. “Ah! Are you serious? Hehehe… how could I possibly… how could I possibly accept!” “Stinky rogue, what do you mean by accepting or not? I always keep my word!” Wang Xiaoyu thrust out her chest, almost touching Lin Feng’s nose with it, but she seemed completely unaware, only making popping sounds as she cracked her knuckles. “Uh…” Lin Feng’s eyes widened in excitement, rubbing his hands together, his gaze fixed on Wang Xiaoyu’s chest, swallowing hard. Wow, could there be such a good thing? Wow, I’ve struck gold! This wild girl, who would’ve thought she’d be so bold deep down, hehehe, I should’ve been more of a rogue earlier! At this moment, Lin Feng’s mind was a mess, completely overlooking the fiery gaze of Wang Xiaoyu, thinking to himself, what does this count as? An acknowledgment of last night’s shared bed, or an exchange of tokens of affection? Last night, this wild girl saw me completely naked, who knows if she really did something in the middle of the night… Wahaha, if you’re willing to give me a piece of underwear as a memento, shouldn’t I also give something in return? What should I give? Uh… surely not… surely not my underwear… With these filthy thoughts swirling in his mind, Lin Feng’s imagination ran wild, and he glanced at Wang Xiaoyu with a bit of guilt. She had a mysterious look on her face, what was she planning? Could it be what he was thinking, that she also wanted a piece of… As he was lost in thought, Wang Xiaoyu’s phone suddenly rang with a new message alert! Oh no! Lin Feng’s face turned green. How could he forget about this? Damn, beautiful lady, you wouldn’t really send Wang Xiaoyu the dirty thoughts in my head via text, would you? You’ve really gotten me into trouble! Wang Xiaoyu took out her phone to check, her face turning a rosy red, her brows furrowed… Lin Feng quietly got up and started to move towards the door. “Stop!” Wang Xiaoyun shouted, startling Lin Feng, whose legs turned to jelly from his guilty conscience, nearly causing him to collapse on the ground. “You dirty scoundrel, where are you going?” “I, I, I need to use the bathroom!” Lin Feng quickly made up an excuse, pretending to have stomach issues, and dashed into the bathroom. Oh, Big Beauty, Big Beauty, you’ve really gotten me into trouble this time! My image, needless to say, must have plummeted again in Wang Xiaoyun’s eyes. Hiding in the bathroom isn’t a long-term solution, damn it, has my character value dropped so much that Big Beauty is now out of control and throwing tantrums? Sitting on the toilet lid, Lin Feng cursed the developers of Big Beauty once more in his mind. Character value, oh character value! With such a perverse design, won’t I have to become a moral saint in the future, earning respect and admiration all the time? Damn it, I might as well turn into a temple deity to be worshipped.

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